Into the Lester's mind

Sri Aman

2008-08-31T23:25:00.017+08:00

Sri Aman Trip

I went to Sri Aman with my parents a few weeks ago, and i had an interesting experience there. Well, we went there for a night only because my mum's dad's son-in-law's son's dad's friend's friend's cousin's aunty's nephew's cousin's friend's mum's friend's daughter's friend's friend's daughter's wedding was there. so yeah. You get the point.

Well, i was quite reluctant to go because...well...because i miss the city. hehe. IF you know what i mean...And it's not like i never been to Sri Aman before...

Guess who went as well. Yeap. Its my best friend, Pepper!!!.. The picture above was taken when i woke him up from his sleep in the car. You can see he's still a lil grumpy.

We stayed in a 2 bed room hotel. Ahh...the luxury. It comes with two very BIG and COSY beds,

A wonderfully red LEATHER sofa,

REAL, FRESH plants,

Brightly painted and CLEAN walls,

Hi-TECH aic conditioning system,

GREAT, HIGH CLASS lighting for your needs,

SAFE electrical wiring,

And FREE FRUITS AND DRINKS...
`

`
Okay, okay... well, i was just trying my best to make my stay seem a little...ehm..niceR...
`
Actually, there werent any fruits at all. its just that i lost the picture of the empty fridge.

Well, at least Pepper enjoyed his stay...
`

Here are some pics that i took..
`

Ducks being hung outside a kopitiam.

`
And the market!!!Its a little bit like our Sunday Market. Except, it's opened every day.. So i guess you can call it your Mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursdayfridaysaturdaysunday Market.
`

And this. Some weird looking creatures. Weird, sluggish and just plain yuckie...heyy...u know what else is weird, sluggish and just plain yuckie? Mr Ling! =P

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thats all thi time i have today guys. I'll update again soon. TRUST ME.

Merdeka Day!!!

2008-08-30T14:00:00.003+08:00

SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA!
~

Hey again guys. Selamat Hari Merdeka to you all. Its the 51st Merdeka Day, and guess what? This is also My 51st post! So im going to give you all a treat. Hehe.
~
Well, as you all know, we had our Merdeka Day celebrations yesterday in school, and every class in Form 1, 2, and 4 competed with each other, with each class presenting their own performances.
~
When I was in From 2, my class won with the play 'RENTAP'. It was awesome. And last year, because we were in form 3, we didnt join. But this year, It was our last chance to shine, and take the trophy back, and we did. 4B, 2008.
~
Here is our play. it's divided into 3 parts, so watch all...

We presented that play, and in the end, everyone loved it. Although Danson and I were the directors, neither one of us took the pride upon ourselves only. Thats because it was everyone's effort that got us the 1st place.
~
Even before we won, i told them,''It doesnt matter if we win or not. The most important thing is that we did it together as friends. That would be the best memory from this.''
~
And it's true. The best memory that the 4B-ians(4B students) can have after they leave lodge is to remember the good times they had together. Same as all of us.
~
As long as we had fun, nothing else matters.
~
Happy Merdeka Day, everyone!

GOLDEN JUBILEE

2008-08-17T17:52:00.005+08:00

LESTERSAYS' 50th post

~

So as you obviously should know, this is my 50th post. And usually, posts like these are supposed to be something special. And me, having such a high status in the community(lolz), recieved a few special congratulation video's from a few of my buddies.

~

This is my friend, George Bush.

Anywayzz, i cant find the video of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears saying congratulations in their one of their porn video's...So yeah..

~
Well, because its such an important post, i'd just like to let you guys play with something very annoying. I call it the Big Red Button.
~
~

Put The Big Red Button on your site

~
Yes, yes, i know i've been a bad boy, and have not been updating a lot. Well, thats because i have been really busy with my Merdeka play, and could not really find the time. But here it is at last.
~
You know something, since i have not been updating as usual for about 2 months now, i forgotten how to write a good one. That's why all my latest posts are short and weird. But i think i'll be able to write better ones after i get used to it again.
~
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Okay Okay. Im gonna update more now. But i want you guys to help me do something for mua. Please continue to read my blog, and promote it to your friends and stuff. Owh yeah. And help link me in your bloggies as well. I will link yours too. Dont forget to comment in my chat box!!.

London

2008-08-08T22:40:00.028+08:00

~OFF TO LONDON FOR HOLIDAY~

I went to London right after the exams a few weeks ago, because my brother had his graduation. And i know i promised you people i'd post about my trip, so here it is.Well,its mostly pictures, and i know you all must love pictures huh..enjoy!

This is a view of the parliamentry building from the other side of the River Thames where my friend, Big Ben lives...

A close up of Big Ben. Contrary to popular belief, the name 'Big Ben' refers to the big bell inside it.

The 'london eye'. One revolution takes 30 freakin minutes. So you can check out the whole view of london. 25 people can fit in one bubble. Problem is, it costs 30 freakin pounds! Times 7, thats...RM210!!! Go die arh..

A london underground station, Holborn.

I think im gonna like this city...=P

But gonna need a lot of stamina to live in this city..

The market in Convent Garden. Convent garden is full of tourist attractions...

Exhibit one....

A different angle of exhibit one...=D

There were people shooting some video of a cheap robot there when we went.......

The picture above shows a weird pair waiting for donations. There are loads of these kind of people...

And i also meet a familair face! Can you guess who this looks like?

Mrs Ngu!!!! wakakakaka...

a headless dude

Some emo guy feeling blue...

This guy is scary. When you drop a coin in the box he is standing on, he tries to grab you. He did that to an old woman, and she ran like mad. hhaha..it seriously happened.

And this dude has a squeeky sound that he makes with some bamboo thing..i bought that bamboo thing, and maybe i'll bring it to school.

This is the most useless one i've seen. She just sits there...

mmm..this was what my bro ate when we were in the airport goin back to Kuching.Looks nice eh?

Owh yeah..and my mum made laksa when we were there too. A taste of home, away from home. =)

Mmmmm.. Caeser salad

I ordered this medium well, but the guy heard medium rare.. It was practically eating raw meat. Damn red in the middle. But i didnt mind..I just love to eat!

Dont you wish you were there? hehe..

A burger i had in the airport..I seriously couldnt fit it into my mouth. But it was nice.

The last meal i had on the plane while on the way back to Kuching.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Well, thats pretty much it for now. Since it's the holidays, im gonna be updating more. See ya. I miss you loads. Muaks.=)

I HATE RUMORS

2008-08-03T15:53:00.007+08:00

I HATE RUMORS
`
I seriously hate it when people talk behind my back. When they talk about me. Bad mouth about me, saying all the bad things that arent even true.
`
I really dont understand why some people can go around talking about others, and they themselves dont feel hurt...I just dont get it...
`
Eh please lah..i have feelings too okay... I mean...what good does it give at all? Only people who doesnt have feelings can go around spreading rumors.
`
I didnt even do anything wrong to you people. I cant sleep for many nights because of this. I cant concentrate on my studies because of this..It's as if my life is ruined because of a stupid rumor about me.
`
Dont you people feel guilty saying me?...sheesh...
`
PLEASE STOP IT OK? I seriously dont know what i did wrong. If i have, tell me lah..what for go and say me like that?
`
Everyone in school is looking at me funny now...And i HATE it.
`
Im going to tell you this one last time. . . PLEASE STOP IT.
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT JOE JONAS!!!

I mean come on...just because that guy looks like me, doesnt mean he is me ryte?...sheesh lah...=P
.

Seems that a few people didnt get the joke in this post. So for some of you SLOW people, the rumor is about ppl saying that i look like joe jonas...Loser lah u slow ppl...haha..and in case u are wonderin, it isnt really a rumor. i created it..get it?...nvm...dont come back here again. wakakakaka!

Interact Night

2008-08-03T14:53:00.009+08:00

InterACTION...
!
Interact installation had just passed last Friday. With the theme 'lollipops and candies', everyone and everything was very colourful.
`
It was my first time attending an Interact Installation Dinner, and i must say that it was quite good.
`

Im not gay..this is just something the girls did..not bad eh?
`

Daphanie, Fiona, and Samantha looking hawt hawt hawt and colourful...I think Fiona is disturbed by Samantha's...smell...=P
`

Again, im not gay......ok lah ok lah...I AM GAY...happy?...now stop disturbing me...

Theshifted92 doing their thing on stage.. Ashley lee in the middle of the stairs singing Im Yours by Jason Mraz....
`

Ashley Lee stamping his paw prints on the plaster. Farewell to you.
`

Yan Chi, the Prom Queen, dancing with the 'Prom King'...That was so wrong..

At the end of the night, everyone danced like mad till 12 smt...

All in all, the party was a blast. BUT, i went back still a bit hungry though..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

SYARAHAN CHAOS

Now let me explain why my syarahan went wrong...As you most probably know, not too long ago, there was a Syarahan Competition. And YOURS TRULY joined, and things went wrong...

Let me tell you why..

1)I had practically ONE day to memorise Because i just got back from London the night before.

2)I didnt write the script. I got it from a book. Printed it our, and it was 4 pages! So it was damn hard to memorise.

3)Of course when i went up, i was a little nervous, and at the same time, i wasnt really ready with my script. So when i went up, all the info flew away...

SO PLEASE, i am not a fool...i just had bad luck, and was in a bad situation..haha..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

That's it for today guys..i'll be updating soon..TRUST ME..c ya. =D

Perfect Engrish

2008-07-11T21:50:00.023+08:00

FREEDOM AT LAST!
~
Yes, yes, i know i've not been updating my blog for about a MONTH now, but that's just cuz of the exams, and i went to London straight after that.
.
And before you start screaming and flinging your shirts and bra's out cheering "ANDY IS BACK!! YIPEE!!", i just wanna let you know that -yes, i am back..P.S:if some of you wanna fling your bra's out, i dont mind=)
"
This is what i have done...i went to http://www.engrish.com to check out some funny stuff Mr. Kenny Liong showed us, and these are just some of the funny ones that i saw.
a
I dont even know what that is supposed to be in english..Lice, anyone?
...i'll have the ass please..=)hmm

What the fork does that even mean?...

feel free to LOL...if this is a restaurant menu, i think the people go there only to laugh at the jokes..i mean...the menu...

Anyone care for a light meal?

Wow. Not bad lah.. the imported fly is only 700 yen..

I think im turning vegetarian...

the sign says it all..

mmm...heaven in a bite...

OK!(said very quickly like you care)

This is just stupid..but very good engrish no?

yeah i know...WTF rite?

im afraid to choose...=0

Very FRAVERFUL eh? =P

Emo prawns..

thats a good road sign...new rule?

Ooo...in-te-res-ting..ahm..i know someone who would want this..

Eeeeyyyeeeaaaaahhh...ok...

Turns out that practically all the pics are from Japan..Their england is belly the gus..

;

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

EXAM IS OVAH!!

Exam results..hmm..lets not go there..haha..

;

anywayzz, i went to London on the Saturday right after exam, and dont worry i have pics and i will blog about my trip..so look out for it eh?..=)

;

Guess what..my class has a band, called theshifted92, ..whoa, quite pro leh the name hor? But is their music as pro? judge for yourself! Check out their videos at http://youtube.com/theshifted92 ..

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

sorry for the late update okay. I really do hope that i havent lost any of my readers because of the period of absence. Please help me spread my blog around kay? =) thanks guys. Take care.

Lucky Dog

2008-06-28T18:16:00.006+08:00

Pepper, the lucky lucky dog
>
Meet Pepper again. This son of a bitch is really lucky to be in my family. Why? Well,......

Meet his friends....Pepper has loads of toys and plushies to play with. Some even lost their eyes!(like the yellow bear)

And he loooooooves them all. As much as how much WE love him.

And i love you too! I hope to be that future hubby..hehe...Love you to bits.

He just spends his day at home sleeping, watching TV with me, looking at my mum cook, chewing my dad's socks, and playing with his toys. Basically, Pepper is born to enjoy life. How i envy him.

With the stupid exam coming, how i wish i could enjoy life like Pepper...

My exam will start this Wednesday, 2nd July, until the next Friday, 11th July...So my whole two and a half weeks will be packed. Im not supposed to be blogging now, but because a lot of you are asking me to update, i figured that i'll just make a short post. Stupid exam...

Thank you to Ashley lee, for promoting my blog, and good luck to all for the upcoming exam. I will update when i have the time. C ya!

Mega MAc

2008-06-06T22:40:00.011+08:00

Warning: Viewer discretion Advised

What will be coming to your screen is something once thought impossible, something feared by many, something that may cause chaos in undeveloped countries, and no one, i repeat, NO ONE is safe. The Japanese call it Godzilla, the Americans call it King Kong, the Mexicans call it the Chupacabra and the Johoreans call it Big foot. But i call it ............The Mega Mac!

Yes, It is the Mega Mac, and it is available in a Mc Donalds near YOU!
~
A giant compared to its brother, the Big Mac, the Mega Mac is filled with the freshest lettuce and chopped onions, packed together harmoniously with the best and softest cheese from Belgium, and a total of 4 beef patties made from the highest quality Cows, grilled to perfection to give itself the tender and smokey flavour. These ingredients are packed nicely and comfortably in 3 burger buns, made from fluffy chewy dough, and sprinkled with crispy sesame seed on the top. The harmony of all the flavours come together well to give one the feel of being in heaven in every bite. One chew is all it takes to send one's mind into a trance, and also give a person orgasmic pleasure that could only be reached during sexual intercourse. Ahh...heavenly orgasm in a bite! HOHO!!
~
But seriously. Look at the picture above, and the picture of the real thing below...What a difference eh?
~
Yeah. So I had Mega Mac a few weeks ago, and i decided to document every moment of my journey to the world of fast food pleasures.

Ahh...the Mega Mac box...

And this is the real thing.... It looks way better in the poster! So as i was saying, i wanted to document practically every few bite of my very 1st Mega Mac.

My 1st evey bite of a Mega Mac.
~

Halfway...

Almost done!!

~
Just one more bite!

*Burp*

~
So there it was... I was expecting more, but there wasn't any orgasm..So Disappointed. The only thing i gained is fat on my thighs. Oh no! There goes my supermodel figure!
~
As a wise man always say, ''A minute on your lips, a lifetime on your hips''. So think twice before you take a bite out of the....are you ready?.....*drum rolls*......MEGA MAC mac mac mac mac.............mac...

Thats all for now guys...C ya! Btw, it may be a while before i would update again as i'll be more occupied with my other stuff, and it would be harder for me to find time to update. However, i'll update if i have the chance. Bye!

Painball

2008-06-06T21:41:00.005+08:00

~A day of Paintball, a week of ouchness~
~
Ouch..UUuuuu.....ahhhh....yaaaahhh....eeeyyyyiiiiaaaauuuu....aaaaahh....ouch....
Yeah i bet you are wondering what happened huh? Well, Today i went for paintball with the gang at the paintball place near Saberkas. And i'm proud to say that yours truly made the most kills. =) wakakakaka...

From YOUR Left to Right:Derek, Aaron, Eric's bro, Eric, Bryan, Yu Yang, ME!, Danson, Stephen, and Shaun. The Stupid guy on the floor is Cho Tzen (:P)

Howeverrr(Cikgu Danny Style),.....i got hurt. Ahah, well most of us did. It's just a rough game, and THAT, boys and girls, IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, and i mean NEVER GO PLAY PAINTBALL WITH SHORT SLEEVES!!! @.@ Just look at the picture below!

Yeah it's my hand. Ouch....It still hurts while i type...and if you see properly, the wound is giving that '0' look... It looks a little bit like a face. Im gonna call it Carl. Carl hurts. Ouch...

The hit that formed Carl was shot by a relatively far range, but it made a wound that was very very very painful.

Being in the science stream, i did some research, and i made the following conclusion. Based on the application of Newton's Second law, with the formula F=ma, and also applying the rules of momentum, and considering the factors involved, I, Andy Tan, have calculated that...

Paintball=A Hell Lot Of Pain

And thus, Paintball should be named PAINBALL instead...ouch.It hurts just thinking of it!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

That's it for now, but i promise to update again soon. Sneek Preview: Mega Mac

Sematan trip

2008-06-01T15:47:00.029+08:00

Sematan Trip

Ahh beautiful sunny Sematan. Where the sun and the beach come together to give you the perfect mix for a perfect escape from Kuching's busy city life. The soothing sounds of waves crashing upon the shoreline gives a feeling of relaxation, and the sun is sure to give one the best tan. Oh yeah, did i mention annoying people sharing the beach with you?
~

I woke up at 6 something today because some stupid idiot people play techno like its their grandfather's brithday. So damn loud man. Apparently they came in a group. So there were a lot of these idiots. Looks like some camp cuz there were a lot of kids, and the teachers play the techno song to wake them up. And in the process, they woke us up too. I wanted to throw my leftover bbq pork at them. Damn those idiots.
~

Anywayzz, by the time my cuzzies and i went to swim, the tide went very low. I guess my cuzzies are to ugly the tide wont come in! The water was sooo very salty. Why does it have to be salt? My face hurts when kena the water.. My eyes too..
~

And guess what? By the time i went there, the sun was tired. So i didnt get a tan. Drats...

Just a picture of a coconut tree an a sunny afternoon.

And can you see this? It isnt crab shit. Its formed when the crab come out to eat. What the crabs do is they come out of their holes at night, and then they will use their lil pincers to roll up the sand and lick off the salt and microorganisms on it, leaving a round ball behind. And there are hundreds of these balls.

Umm....maybe a bit more than a few hundred...

Oh yeah did i mention Pepper followed as well? He really likes the bitch..i mean...beach..
~
~

>BEWARE! LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE SKIRMISH!<
If you dun like disgusting stuff, skip to where it says 'END'..loser..hehe

Guess what my cousin did? She took a lighter to burn the shell of the hermit crab to make it come out.

It took quite a long time, but it eventually came out. But it was almost chou ta..

And this little fellow was angry too! Eventually, it grew tired...And died..

So my cousin burnt it summore....Until it became red...EEEWWWWWW

And that wasnt the end of that! She took its shell to poke the abdomen until the juices came out.

Then slowly plucked out the legs and claws...cruel huh?
~
>THE END<
~

And look what i found? nice eh?And it's all mine...

Well, maybe not. Seems to be occupied by Francis.

The 1st night my cuzzies and i went crab hunting. Every crab in the picture was caught by me..Then we released them after i had 2 chicken wings and a short rest...

This was what i wrote on the sand.. haha...and YES I DO =) and very much too.

Is it a bird? is it a plane? yeah...its a ahm...bird...Cool eh? my sand bird...ahm..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That's it for now guys. I know its a weird post, but i had a headache. You should be thankful i updated! the things i do for you..haih..im just such a good guy.. :P

Dont 4gt to vote at the side okay?...Oh yeah and some readers of my blog might see my chatbox on the bottom left of the page. It's supposed to be on the top left. So try using mozilla, or if internet explorer if you have a problem like this..happy holidays guys..

Im back!

2008-05-29T20:28:00.015+08:00

~ IM BACK!~
~

aaaaaa....what's up doc? Well, if you care about me, you will read this post. If you don't its okay. I understand. I understand that you don't care. No, no, don't start apologising..its okay...no really...if you don't care just look away. There's no use giving me that sad look. No, it's okay...really...it doesn't matter....i know that you don't care. I know...nvm 1....nvm....*sniff sniff*...i just got smt in my eye..nvm 1.... just click that red juicy fat button on the top right hand corner. Nvm.I understand.. it okay 1.....note:if you don't care, then F*** YOU :P wakakakakaka...

~

~

Hey guys i'm back from Singapore, and i'm glad the torture is over. Spending practically the whole day in Singapore isn't fun. Trust me. Well isn't it obvious?
~

Well, i reached the little island on Saturday evening, and the next day, i had to wake up about 7 smt. My appointment was very early, so yeah..Well, when i reached there, the nurses stuck a fuc*ing needle up my vain at the back of my left palm. Can you imagine that? Good. Better not.

~

~

But just think.Having that bloody thing stuck in your vein for about an hour! I had to have that thing there because the doctor in charged of the CT scan needed to inject some liquid into my bloodstream through the needle.

~

And when the liquid got into my blood stream, my left hand became cold. Then after about 20 seconds, my neck became warm! Followed by my shoulders, and lower, and lower. Weird feeling.
~

~

The images you get from a CT scan is like the picture above. . . . . . MY results came out, and it turns out that i didn't need an operation. If i were to explain to you exactly what the thing really was, you'll fall asleep. Trust me. That was what happened in the doctor's room when he explained it to me! :P

~

Basically, the lump was what you call a lymph node.Everyone has lymph nodes. Its just that mine is weird. The doctor says that it couldn't be cancerous because lymph nodes smaller than 1 cm in diameter are no cause for concern. So yeah....WOOT!

~

Well, i really appreciate all of you who asked me how i was, and who wished my good luck. Thank you all. And for those who didn't, F*** YOU! :P hahaha...i'm serious. WAKAKAKAKA.. note:for the readers that didn't read until here, FU** YOU TOO! hahahahaha
~
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~I HATE CROCS!~

~

~
ahh crocs....The rubbery wonder..So comfortable, and fashionable...
~

~~
NOT! OMFG i gotta rinse my mouth. Or rather, my fingers and keyboard. I cant believe that i just used the word 'fashionable' about crocs! OMG!

~~

I just hate hate hate it. I don't understand how and why there is a market for this! It should be extinct! Seems that Singapore is filled with it! I understand that you cant litter or anything like that, but wearing CROCS? What is the Singaporean government doing? The whole island is literally littered with this fashion disaster. ~

~I'm not the only one who hates crocs!

There's a website called http://ihatecrocs.com/
A Washington Post article described the phenomenon: "Nor is the fashion world enamored of Crocs. Though their maker touts their 'ultra-hip Italian styling,' lots of folks find them hideous."(whatever that means. All i know is that they hate it too!)
Crocs are #6 on the "Worst" list of Maxim's "The 10 Best & Worst Things to Happen to Men in 2007."

Crocs have also made an appearance in the the movie Idiocracy: In the movie, which presents a future in which culture greatly degrades over time and the general public is made up of morons, some characters, including the main character, can be seen wearing shoes resembling Crocs.
~

This guy was caught with his crocs in my class. He can only be identified as Merv the Perv...

~
This rocker drummer is seen with his fashion disaster crocs playing PSP during teacher's day. NOT FUNNY BER**RD

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Okay guys, that's all the time i have for now. Hope you enjoyed it. And i hope you DON'T WEAR CROCS....note:if you do, then fu** you... :P

btw, im just joking..so if you wear crocs, up to u lah...its just a blog anyway...whatever...:P

Happy School Holidays

2008-05-23T13:45:00.010+08:00

The School Holidays

The school holidays are finally here, and at last, i can wake up a bit later than usual, eat, sleep, and play all day long. Well, maybe not, but I'm sure many of you will be doing this. Anywayzz....

On Sunday I'll be going to Singapore. It wont be a real vacation because I'll be having a medical check up there.Most likely I'll have to go under the knife.

The story goes like this. About a year ago, i discovered a little lump under my jaw, an area near where your neck meets your jaw. Then it's getting bigger and bigger. So i had a test done in Normah, and we decided to have another one done in Singapore.

So yeah...That's basically it... But even if i have the operation, it'll be an easy day operation and i will be able to leave in a few hours time.

Well i don't want this post to sound too boring. Too bad..i already did. That is IF you think its boring. Who cares?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Naughty Naughty...

The day before Teachers Day, we were having free periods for practically the whole day. I brought my camera with me. Well, actually Owen borrowed it for a few days to take pictures of the Walkathon, and he passed the camera to me that day. So i get to use it during lessons.

This is an emo picture of Fiona during BM period. Cikgu Tan was so blur he didn't even know i was using my camera.

Mr Tan Ah Siang.......See? Blur Blur 1..... :P

Some people were even playing chess during his lesson.

While some took the opportunity to hook up with the girls! :P

This is our class door....Sad huh...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

This TWO WEEK holiday is gonna be boring i can tell. I'm bored already. I cant even think of what to blog about, and that's why this post is just weird.

Thanks for reading. I'll post as soon as i can, after i get back from Singapore. Have a happy holiday everyone.

Teacher's Day

2008-05-16T13:46:00.015+08:00

~HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!~

Its that time of year again-Teacher's Day! Its also mufti day, a day when we don't have to wear uniform to school. Yeah its kinda cool, but i don't like it. Because i don't know what to wear. I'm sure a lot of you face this problems too. Here are a few types of possible conversations depending on what kind of person you are:

LOL

THE AH BENG

Ah Beng 1:Hey brade...what are you wearing tomorrow?

Ah Beng 2:Mai ku..i almost forgot about it. Dunno what to wear lah. You leh?

Ah Beng 1:I think should be can wear ear rings right?

Ah Beng 2:I dunno lah. I think can...U got ear rings meh? i thought your parents

take away?

Ah Beng 1:Aiyah..I use my grandmother's one lah...

Ah Beng 2:Owh you mean Tracy?

Ah Beng 1:Chao Cib** dont say my grandmother's name lah.

Ah Beng 2:I want bo how leh? you ba song u ask her come find me lah...

Ah Beng 1:Fu** you laa....I call my St.Jo Friends here then you know!

Ah Beng 2:Fu** !fu** !fu**!...Everything Fu**! You call your Friends lah! I call my

St. Mary friends arr...

I LOVE PORK

THE AH LIEN

Ah Lien 1:Hey Girrlll....Whats up?...Like...what are you like...gonna wear for ..like...teacher's day?

Ah Lien 2:OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I almost forgot about it! Im like...so forgetful! Like...am i that old? OMG! Are there any wrinkles on my forehead already?

Ah Lien 1:Owh please! You don't have to like... be such a drama queen! ugh...Come on..What are you like...gonna wear?

Ah Lien 2:Me? I'm like...gonna wear whatever! You know what i mean?*giggles*

Ah Lien 1:Well, i think i'm gonna like... mix and match! I have like...a bead necklace , which will go great with like....my green skirt! Its gonna be so totally awesome!

Ah Lien 2:OMFG no waaaayyy....That's so totally cool! Is it the necklace we like....bought in like..

Ah Lien 1&2:THE SPRING?*giggles*

Ah lien 2:Yeah! Btw, that reminds me...are you like... going to the MNG sale? OMG...its like...so totally cool!

Ah lien 1:heck yeah girl!!

[continues to talk about Spring]

I LOVE VON=)

THE NERD

Nerd 1:Hello my friend. So what are you going to be putting on for the coming occasion which happens once every 3.155 x 10^7 days?

Nerd 2:Oh hello. I'm going to wear my favourite chequered shirt! With my shorts, belt, long yellow socks, and sandals!

Nerd 1: That's gonna be great! i'm sure you will look stunning. I'm going to put on my favourite T-shirt, belt,and long pants. Do you think i should tuck in? Or not?

Nerd 2:Of course tuck in! You will look totally neat....Janice will be so attracted to you...

Nerd 1:HAHA please...You're making me blush...

Nerd 2:I know you like her okay...

Nerd 1:SHH!! Don't tell anyone okay...

Nerd 2:Sure thing...By the way,....have you finished the homework she gave us?

I LOVE YOU VON=)

THE GEEK

Geek 1:Greetings my interstellar friend. Are you attending the Teacher's day celebrations?

Geek 2:Greetings to you too. My the almighty Zoltan reign upon our souls and those in the far reaches of the Lucilia Galaxy. HAHA i quoted that from episode 43 of The Balanar Battles.*laughs like a geek*Yes i am attending. Why do you inquire?

Geek 1:I would like to ask what you are wearing for that day.

Geek 2:Owh i already asked my mum to iron my superman costume. You?

Geek 1:Wow that's neat! I'm either wearing my Darth Vader or my C3PO costume, which costs about 1000 bucks.

Geek 2:That's interesting...the last time Episode 4 came out, the price went up to 3000. How could you have gotten it at such a cheep price?

Geek 1:Well, the shop owner is a fan of Balanar Battles too! And we both agreed that The Nerubian Emperor should be blamed for King Athrad's death. *laughs like a geek*

Geek 2:*laughs like a geek* That''s not fair...*laughs like a geek*

I LOVE YVONNE!!!!

THE STREETIE

Streetie 1:YO dawg! whats up?

Streetie 2:Yo! you feelin' me?

Streetie 1:Yeah.So check it out..The teacher's day celebrations are coming. What are you gonna put on dawg?

Streetie 2:I'm gonna put on my Chains DUDE! Yeah. My baggy pants, my white

XXXL T-shirt, and my chains....yeah..u feelin' it?

Streetie 1:Aww man that's cool. Im using my golden bling! It says 'Nigga'...Cool eh?

Streetie 2:Fu** you man!

LOL

THE EMO

Emo 1:hey.......

Emo 2:hey.......

Emo 1:You going to the teacher's day celebrations?

Emo 2:Fu** it! What are you trying to tell me? Is this a Sign? HELP

Emo 1:That's deep.......that's deep.....

Emo 2:Umm...yeah im going...............................................why?WHY?WHY???

Emo 1:What are you wearing?

Emo 2:Why Do you care so much? WHY?!? Is this another sign? What are you

doing to me??!?!?!? Gahhh!!!

Emo 1:Here...a pen knife...

Emo 2:*grabs the pen knife and cuts her arm*... YEAH...YEAH!!!

Emo 1:That's deep...that's deep...

Emo 2:So what are you wearing?

Emo 1:The usual...Black...And tons of mascara...

Emo 2:Me too....That's deep....that's deep.....

LOL

So yeah....there's a few possible conversations....

As always, the assembly was packed, hot, smelly and noisy.... Come to think of it, you can describe our school's assembly like how you would describe someone's ass....LOL....

I took this picture in my class.... We gave our teachers apples, with notes stuck on them.

Cikgu Anita, with Evonne, and Xiao Juin....And on the table is a rose, given by Benjamin Sim....nice....

Mrs Ngu, with her apple....

And her being Ah Lian...OMG this picture is soooo cool....I mean...How the Fu** can you get a teacher to do that? wakakakakakakakaka...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*

Thanks Mr Linus,

For your patience;

For being there with us,

Even when liverpool is below expectations.

Thanks Mrs Ngu,

For being there for me;

Hachooo!

gah...excuse me...

Thanks Miss Teo,

For not being angry;

When me and Raymond Ho,

Say 'Not Funnyyy'!

Thanks Cikgu Susanna,

For always being there;

I'll give you a banana,

If I remember..hehe.

Thanks Cikgu Anita,

For all those experiments;

Although i hate PEKA,

I wont forget the moments.

Thanks Mr Goh,

For all the training;

Haiyoh...

Its raining...

Thanks Mr Kenny,

I really like your lessons;

Lets go to Kenny;

Rogers, and eat roasted chickens.

Thanks Miss Siaw,

I dont like chemistry;

Or maybe im just siau,

Or just a bit lazy.

Thanks Cikgu Mikit,

Everyday, i'm going to plant a biscuit;

Because sedikit sedikit,

Lama lama menjadi bukit.

To all the teachers,

I would like to say;

Thank you for teaching us,

Have a happy teacher's day.

*~*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Happy teachers day, and to all of you, have a nice day...

Causewaybay

2008-05-07T11:44:00.002+08:00

The Causeway causes shock!

Ahh the beautiful and picturesque view of Hong Kong's Causewaybay...One of the biggest attractions Hong Kong has. Howeverrr, it wont be what i will be talking about in this post... I was thinking about something more close to home..

Im talking about the Causeway Bay Restaurant in Crown Square!... Well, my parents and i had dinner there one day....

I ordered the iced lychee and longan drink,

And fried rice with chicken chunks...sux! =P

And we ordered Kang Kong Belachan...it was ok lah...

So there we were, eating our food, when i turned around and saw someone that looked very much like Cikgu Danny! i was like..WTF?? Cikgu Danny with a....a....a GIRL???!?!?!?!?

I thought that stylish BM teacher would be hanging out with guys like that!!! But not girls!!!

After a few seconds, i found out that it was just a made-in-China immitation of our dear Cikgu Danny...

Just as i thought...He wouldnt date a female!!!...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~IRON MAN man man man...~

TUM TUM TUM!!!! Iron man!!! Last Friday a mass of Lodgians gathered in the Star Cineplex to watch Iron Man. The Interact club and Leo both joined to sell tickets to the Lodgians, and it turned out that the response was quite good.

I myself didnt buy any tickets lah...Too bad.. Im not a big fan of Iron Man anyway... Just look at the costume!

I prefer this Man shaped ironing board. =P

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lol that's all i have time for guys. Hope you liked it, and don't forget to leave a comment on the chat box, and vote!!!

P.S:i published this post in the lecture theater in school during EST... =P

PCK lai liau!

2008-05-02T17:52:00.021+08:00

The Phua Has Landed...I Repeat...The Phua Has Landed...

The famous Phua Chu Khang, Singapore's funnyman came to visit our humble city just a few days a go. He made an entrance to the Spring, with a huge crowd waiting for him by the small stage that was set up, with a lot of posters of the man himself, along with many 'Uniquely Singapore' posters to promote Singapore for tourism.

This Indian-Chinese entertainer was assigned the job as the Singapore Tourism's ambassador. Thus, in the performance in Spring that day, he also talked about Singapore's new tourism plans and programmes...

Being in his presence was an experience that can only be felt if you are there. It's hard to describe, but lets just put it this way. You see him on TV doing all those funny stuff, and even singing the SARS song in you tube, and when you really see him in real life, its a whole new feeling. I know you might be thinking-DUH!!!....But...i dunno....its just different! =P

Here's a group photo taken of PCK and some people called up to compete to see who was the best 'fake PCK'...TOO BAD THEY DIDNT CALL ME UP HO? SURE WIN ONE!!! cheeeh...hehe =P

Looking up on the second level, you can see many Lodgians as well... I spotted Yu Yang the samurai...(the stupid guy in orange carrying a plastic bag from MPH)

And a guy that f***ing looks like Alexander Luk of 4C....... I hate people that looks like Alex!!! =P
Then there was one time where PCK was to pick someone from the crowd to answer some questions. He looked around, and THEN, he was looking directly at ME!!! My palm starts to sweat, my heart beats fast, my body made some bowel noises.......THEN, Phua Chu Khang, MY IDOL, Pointed his arm towards me,........ and picked the stupid ass guy in front of me..... F***!

The 45 minute performance ended with PCK singing a song called 'Mandy' by Westlife.....

Everyone was like.. OMG he can sing??

Believe it or not, Phua Chu Khang can sing...And very nicely indeed!...

Overall, it was a wonderful experience. I was expecting him to be funnier, but what the heck! Good enough for me..... From a small guy you see in your TV screen, to a real life man in front or your eyes.. He was so close, i could spit at him! ...NICE!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tastes Of Kuching

The people of Kuching are really passionate about food. This can be seen with all the food that we have here. . . . There's nothing like sitting in the hawker stall eating a bowl of Laksa on a Sunday morning, or having a plate of rojak with your friends... When it comes to food, the people of Kuching sure know how to enjoy...

Like Phua Chu Khang once said, ''We dont eat to live, we live to eat''....

Ahh the famous Kolo Mee...There's nothing like it anywhere else... When eating kolo mee, you will see the advantages of being Chinese =P... I love pork!!! (No offence to Non-chinese =P)

MMM...Tha Sarawak Laksa..Best in the whole of Malaysia... way better than the ciplak Penang Laksa.... Our laksa is the best, but a lot of west Malaysians prefer Penang Laksa...Dunno why...Dont even have meat.....

The smell of Char siew pau...yeah...i LOVE pork! I love Pork a looooooot! I cant imagine life without Pork! <3

UUUUHHHH!!! Yum Yum...Belachan Bee hoon is nice.... my grandma likes it too..seriously...

Practically the cousin of belachan bee hoon, the KangKong Sotong really gives a nice kick in the ***

Ice Ice Baby...teng teteng teng teteng teng teng... A crowd favourite, Ice kacang is sure to tangle your taste buds, and cool you down on a hot afternoon..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~Lodge Annual General Meeting~

The AGM has arrived, and all parents will have their say in electing new members for the committee. The school board will also be discussing issues regarding the school.

Do you seriously think that the committee is doing a good enough job?Just look at our toilets. Just look at our broken door knobs.

Is this how you want our school to be like??? Guys, this is Lodge we are talking about. I think we deserve better than this...

Well, i might know what we can do. There's this man, who i think is capable of doing wonders. He is a man of moral and discipline. A hardworking and responsible man always looking for ways to improve and achieve better results. Born a leader, i think that this man can help our school to be a better place.

Who is this man? Well, its none other than Mr. George Lo. Also my friends, dad, he is a great guy to hang out with.

So guys, if you are willing to make a change for our school, please ask your parents to vote for Mr. George Lo as Secretary.

Thank you belly the much...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

That's all the time i have for today guys. Hope you liked it... I also have to thank Alvin Yeo for suggesting 'Tastes Of Kuching' to me....Leave a comment guys, and don't forget to vote...

A mixture of thoughts...

2008-04-25T21:34:00.010+08:00

~SARAWAK~

Sarawak is a great place. A place with a rich history, and very unique people and intresting places to visit. But for the past few years now, we can rarely see ang mo people hang out at the riverside or walking around in the city.

Well, obviously this is mainly due to the stupid tourism board we have. The Taxi's are always in the airport!!!!! Like they can earn so much there!!! I bet they all just park there waiting for customers in their little shack talking about yesterdays TOTO and 4D results.Mai ku, the taxi service here is awful..

If i am a tourist, the first time here will be my last. So hard to find a decent taxi. Sad...sad....

PLUS, there isnt a really good maintanence service for some of the tourist hot spots such as the Fort Margherita. I remember last year my bro went there with his girlfriend. They used the little boats to the other river bank. When they reached there, they had to jump over a broken rotten bridge..One wrong move and its into the crocodile's mouth you go!

When they reached the Fort, they found out that it is closed. Well, not exactly closed lah...its just that they just closed the main hall. But you still can visit that place, its just that all you can see is the WALL of the bloody fort. Owh yeah sure it IS open, its just that they close practically ...everything?!?!?!!! Eff them!

Not only that....Have you seen any new items in the National museum? I dont think that there is any since i was a sperm and ovum....They really should have some new display items there...its getting kinda boring...especially after your school brought you there for a field trip 9 BLOODY TIMES!!!......

GOSH man....Sarawak has such a unique history, and the tourism board isnt doing much to utilize it at all... What other place in the world has White Rajahs?.... Sarawak is the only place in the whole of asia to have a white king to rule their land!....

In a book i read, it said that James Brooke actually wanted to be buried in Sarawak, but instead, he was buried in the UK.....

In sejarah, we study that Rentap is the hero of Sarawak, who challenged James Brooke, the invader of Sarawak. HELLO?!?!?!! News flash people! Without James Brooke, we wouldnt even have Sarawak!

If the ang mos know about the history of Sarawak, they will surely come and visit. To see the place a british person ruled as king.

But nooo....our very smart tourism board is too smart to promote our history.... what a smart move.

~EXAM results out on Monday!!!~

The exam results are out, and the results are...ahm....!$!%!$#^#$!......you get the point...

Well, at least im in top 10...not to boast or anything....well actually yeah, i DO mean to boast! =P lol no lah....sheesh...

I found out from this year's form 5, that they took about half a year to get use to the subjects in science side when in form 4, so that means that the first few months of form 4 are the tough times, and after that, i will be able to cope better. Whiewhh!!! I really do hope i can make it.

Man, the report cards will be coming out this monday...I cant wait!

~BIG Apple Donuts~

Yesterday i just went to the Spring to take a look at the Big apple shop, and decided to sample a few. It was D-e-e-licious!!! hehe the patterns on the box is like my background! so next time u go there, be sure to remember my blog!

Just look at them...Yeah.. if you have not tried it, youre missing out on a lot! so be sure to try it....Howeverrr(danny style), be ready for the loooooooong que you have to line up in. Dont worry, it only takes about 7 minutes to get in.

~YOU TUBE must watch videos~

1)Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

2)Singapore fone argument

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az5cKxD-s94

3)RK house

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBDA_4DKrbM

4)stick men fight!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8vhH_Xm9ik

5)Banned Commercials - Learn English

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc

Here are just some videos which i think you will like. hehe, and also be sure to see the related videos too!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

abedea abedea abedea abedea that's all folks! hope you enjoyed this post!
p.s: leave a comment in the chat box also ok...(you don't have to be a blogger to comment). Don't forget to vote! thx!

the funny side of life

2008-04-18T17:35:00.028+08:00

~THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE~

For everything in life, there is a good side,and a bad side. However, there is ALWAYS a funny side too.

Check out these pictures i found on the net. It shows the funny sides of life.Well, actually sports..hehe....

That must have hurt...Now THAT'S what i call foot BALL!
Matrix football...OUCH! NOW thats gonna leave a mark...

LOL! Helping the other team?

KISS MY ASS!

IN YOUR FACE!

OMG wakakakakak...

Haha what a mean kid! Suck my balls! how did this even happen in the first place? hahaha Whoa! a threesome! =P

Freeze! this is the police! Chao AKUA! ...get it? AKUA?Aqua?....nvm... =.=" You need a straw? American's just like to play it rough huh..... Its a home RUN....Not a house Fly.....hahaha...Get it?...nvm...=.=" The picture says it all....ouch! The bull is so horny...=P Damn..The horns poked the dude's **** ''OUCH my balls!!!" No steroids kids....Just eat your vegetables...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

So as you can see, there is always a funny side in life...even in politics, especially with Bush as president of the US...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Well, thats all the time i have for now...its quite short, but there's a loooooot of pictures, so you can look at it for a longer time....Maybe tomorrow i'll update again...Thx 4 reading =P

Global Warming

2008-04-13T10:50:00.006+08:00

Today global warming has indeed become a serious issue. Although we know this, we are not making enough effort to stop it, we are just making it worse. From Malaysia to London, and in fact, all around the world, the effects of global warming is gradually but surely changing the climate which is today heading for the worse. My brother is a Law student in London, and he said that a few days ago it was snowing. F.Y.I, its April and winter isnt another 7 months from now. . . .In fact, when i was in New Zeland in December of '05, which was summer for them, It was actually as cold as winter, and the New Zelanders were even hoping for a white Christmas. HOWEVERRRR(cikgu danny style) you dont have to go that far to see that out climate is getting crazier. Kuching itself is getting warmer and warmer.

Now, almost every classroom in Malaysia have at least one air-cond in addition to the fans to add to the comfort of the classroom. The irony is that we build air-conds to make ourselves cooler, when in fact, we are making the Earth warmer. This will act like a cycle if not stopped and there will be a time when we need 10 air-conds in our rooms. . .For me, i would chose NOT to have air-conds in schools. There was a student that asked me:

Student:Andy, why did you switch off the air-cond so fast?

Andy: Because its almost 3.30(we are supposed to switch it off at this time). .It is 3.25.

Student:Still got 5 more minutes what. . .

Andy: =.=" *goes back to do work*

If everyone thinks like that student, the production of CFC in Malaysia alone will increase 15%. Now, I know many of you would just read this as how you would read some poster about global warming and you wouldnt do anything to help later on. But i just wanted to let you all know that global warming is very devestating. It's just that the big effects are not visible now. But do you really want to be able to see the big effects?

Please don't just treat this as just some stupid post that doesn't seem to be funny and later on forget about what I have said. The fact is that this issue is truly saddening and I have been thinking of it for many days now, and I just wanted to let out what i have been thinking, and make them thoughts in your own head, so that you can see what i see. I hope that i have made you all think more about global warming.

I have a small fan and an air-cond in my room, and in fact, i used my fan when i studied for last week's exam. I'm not asking you to stop using air-conds, but to switch it off when not necessary. I think that they are not necessary in classrooms.Children should be made aware of global warming, NOT grow up in a life where air-conds are a necessity.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~RANDOM THOUGHTS~

I thought that if we were to study in science side for too long, we would suffer from 'sciencesideitis'. Soon, we would greet each other by saying ''hydroiodic acid'', which has HI as its formula, and say ,''can you pass the sodium chloride?'', which is the scientific name for table salt. And we would scold each other with this:

Carbon Iodide(CI)+Barium Iodide(BaI) --> CIBaI

=P . . . .

~Check this out~

Try to make sense of these sentences.(saying it out might help)

elect 3 Siti

Have you Cindy's paper?

My acid the table

Mentos often the skin

Ketchup with your friends

Unit to know this

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

i hope i have done some good to the world with this post. It may not be as funny, but do you seriously think that global warming is funny? well, im off now...Dont forget to leave a comment on the crap box and vote. Bye

Pepper

2008-04-12T14:58:00.013+08:00

~Little PEPPER~

Yes, remember Pepper? haha well he is 8 months old now. I first bought him back in November when he was just a small little furball in Jay's petshop in Jalan Sekama. I just LOOOOVVVEE dogs. Its the way they make you love them that attracts me most. They become your bestfriend, and your family. When you're down, or lonely, a dog can definitely cheer you up.....i cant imagine how life would be like if i had not walked into Jay's that day...

He studies with me in my room as well! However, he is just lazy and wont answer my questions about Physics when i test him.

Well actually Pepper sleeps in my room too! And he sleeps a lot.

See what i mean.....

He also has a box, but he destroyed it already. >.<

This picture was taken a few months back already, and now he is much fluffier than this...

He is like a pooping machine. However, he usually poops on his little carpet in the toilet.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

This post is dedicated to Samantha, Ashley,Khang Ngee, and Elizabeth, who loooves Pepper so much as well....Well, that's all i have time for today...I'll have Pepper himself click the mouse to post this.

Exam is over!!!!!

2008-04-11T14:26:00.011+08:00

MERDEKA! MERDEKA!MERDEKA!

At last the stupid exam is over, and now its just a matter of time before we have to deal with the freakin' corrections. HAIZ....Ok i guess i have to think positive! Think positive! think positive! ....Ok, this is just reminding me of add maths.....Argh i cant...

Check this out...

So this is the Maggi Nasi goreng kaum Cina, And this one it the Malay flavoured one..

So it this the Indian flavour one?:P

P.S.>>this is just a joke ya! hehe dun b angry if you are Indian or Kaum Kampung:P

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

THE GUESS WHO? GAME!

Can you guess who this is? Lemmie give you a hint :P...It's from 4C, and a prefect...hehe

And this? From 4B this time, and also a prefect. LOL. Next time you see him, just call him "eh samurai"! That way, you all help me disturb him!HAHA thx ;)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~EXAM~

Form 4 is such a big gap from form 3. Ecpecially in science side. Our school is crazy! This time, there is NO time for you to dream and look around, what more to say sleep! If you even stretch, you wont have time to finish your chemistry paper. Even if you blink, you will have a smaller chance to be able to check the answers....LOL well maybe it isnt THAT dramatic, but still...Its a big change in standard. I cant wait to see what my results are like...I hope they are good(DUHH!)...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Credits to my friends

Although my blog is a loooooooooooong way from Kennysia, i would like to thank some of my friends who have helped me to promote it!

Yvonne(Form 2), at http://vonvonvonnie.blogspot.com/

Nelson Voon(Form 3), Tiffany(Form 2), Alex(Form 4), Samantha(Form 4), and a whole lot more...I just cant think of any now :P but thanks. And most of all, many thanks to you!, who have read my blog, and help spread it... Please keep on reading, and enjoying. hehe...

Well, thats all the time i have for now. Bye..

P.S: dont forget to leave a comment and spread my blog to ALL that you know. =)

~School Sports 2008~

2008-03-31T17:22:00.025+08:00

The School Sports Meet 2008 Review...

A few days before we had the school sports meet, we had tha field events in our school itself..... It was BAD for me....OK...its like this-I went for triple jump. And i had not trained for it at all. We had 3 jumps to qualify for the finals. So on my 1st jump, i jumped on the wrong line......Then on my second jump, my shoe gave way. I lost my SOLE.....(the pic above) mai ku...so lau kui.....So that jump was also a no-jump.....It was down to my final jump to get to the finals... LOL at least i got into the finals...I jumped about 8.8m.....But in the finals, I got last place...With my best jump recording at about 9.8m...And Ben Sim was already 11 plus meters.....Mai ku...All the other competitors were from interschool. And i was the only noob.....=_=' ...Although i didnt win that event, my trophy was seeing my friends who stayed back to see me and to cheer for me. Thank you all for that..But for all of you who didnt, F*** you!haha jk jk..=P

On the Sports Day itself, I had 1 event-the 100m sprint.... I got 5th place out of 5. lol.I asked my friends who saw my race and they said that we all ran at the same speed. I lost because all the other competitors were from interschool. So they had sufficient training and experience. Yet again, i was the only noob. So they all got a head start from the starting point. They got a better start. They actually leaped forward and ran. I just ran. So i got last. Haiz..

All the green house members nervous.... EEEE..whats that old man touching??...Anywayzzzz.....I went there also to take picture of people's faces when they ran..Because many of them looked funny..

She is actually smiling....

I didnt know someone can get an orgasm from running... she is saying- uhh uhh...

Whoa! Damn..Is she crazy or what? hahaha...

Take a closer look....LOL

This 1 got stomach ache....hahaha im so bad lah!LOL

Hey where are you going grandma?

OH Look!Grandma Eileen!

Owh man.My captain down....

Man...He really pushed himself a lot that day..But he did great.. There were mixed expressions from those watching the events.

Some were Blur..well, Alistair is always blur...=P

Some were a little bit too cheerful until they begin to be a bit weird....=P

Some teachers were acting cute,

Some were still blur.Cikgu Anits was posing like that for 3 minutes!

Miss Felicia's reaction -_-

Lost your handphone Mrs Ngu?

TBT was as bubbly as always, playing with..ahm..boys....

~THE RESULTS~

1st-RED

2nd-PURPLE

3rd-YELLOW

4th-GREEN

5th-BLUE

At least Green didnt get last place again....=D I'd like to think its because of me did they not get last=P....hehe..

Well, thats all the time i have guys. Please do drop me a comment.Thx.

Glory Glory 3C

2008-03-10T12:38:00.013+08:00

I dedicate this post to all my 3C friends. Our separation showed that nothing lasts forever. All the fun, joy and laughter we shared together in our humble little classroom. All the lessons we had. All the experiences we shared. Time waits for no man, and as soon as we know it, it was ahead of us. And this year, we are separated by class. 4A, 4B, and 4C.

So i have posted this to all my friends, whom we had shared so much time together. We are like a family, brothers and sisters growing up together, succeeding together. Just like in the Merdeka play, and the PMR results.

"When you ask God for a gift,
Be thankful if he sends,
Not diamonds, pearls or riches,
but the love of real true friends."

Even if we are in school learning,

Or out having fun,

Even if we are goofy,

Or just plain weird,

We are all still friends, and friendship lasts forever.

Happy Holidays?

2008-03-09T20:07:00.007+08:00

Hey hey hey guys! Sorry for the late update. I was a bit...lazy..ahm...so its holiday now but it doesnt feel like it. Being Form 4 in Lodge, there are no holidays. Also because the week after the school reopens(as if it was really closed), there would be our first term exam. Seeing how tough the ASSessment is, i think that the tests in the exam is not going to be any easier.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~The Parliamentary Erections~

The elections has just gone by, and the results turned out to be a big shocker to BN. Winning 5 out of 11 states, the opposition party has shown BN that improvements must be made. DAP got a clean sweep over in Penang, forming a government there. Lets see how things go. Who do i support?, ...well, im keeping things confidential.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~ASSessment results~

Its bad. haizzz..Observe-

1)Chemistry-FAIL(31)
2)Physics-PASS(48)
3)Add Maths-PASS(62)
4)Biology-PASS(52)

Haiz im soo doomed for Chemistry. I guess i have to work very much harder for the exam. Hopefully i can get good results for all the tests. Im so scared now lah.....

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~What to do During the holidays to have fun?~

If you read the bold words, that means you are not a very positive person. For those who dont, congratulations for passing this test. You have now reached level 2.Wakakakak.

Well, we definitely need to release stress after the stupid ASSessment not long ago because the side effects are still there. Foe instance, take a look at Bernard. He seems to suffer from Suddenlynotnoisyitis....

Here are some RANDOM things you can do to have fun:

1)Catch snails and put them in a container. Add salt and see what happens....mmmm sweeett.....

2)Catch Grasshoppers and pull off all their legs. Then put it in an ants nest. See what happens.....mmmm sweett...

3)Throw rocks on your neighbour's car.

4)Put a nail behind your dad's car before he goes to work.

5)Strap a few chai lers on a cat with a string. Burn the chai lers.

6)Use a rubber band to shoot paper bullets at your grandma.

7)Put a thumbtack inside your aunty's shoes.

8)Conteng the pictures of leaders on the BN posters. Draw beards and moles.

9)Pop a balloon to scare your grandma.

10)Play hide and seek with your grandma and dont look for her.

11)Print porn pics and put them in your little brother's schoolbag.

12)Throw a firecracker at the Cheshire home.

13)Throw a firecracker at the old folks home.

14)Stick a kick-me sign behind a blind man and kick him.

15)Change your grandma's money to monopoly money in her purse.

16)Tell your grandma a ghost story with a low voice and then suddenly shout BOO!

17)poke your grandma's back

18)Colour your grandma's arms red and draw stiches. Then when she wakes up, tell her that she had a nasty accident falling out of bed. And that she is in the hospital.

19)Move your mouth without any sound to make your grandma think she is deaf.

20)Break a window and ask your grandma to hold the baseball bat.Run away.

21)SMS cikgu Tan and make him feel happy by pretending to be a girl.

22)Bluff your grandma that she won the weekly 1mil jackpot.And then tell her that u lied.

23)Put a vibrator in your grandma's handbag.

24)Tickle your grandma and dont stop.

With this, things are going to be way more fun during the holidays. :P

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~MORAL CLUB~

Being appointed as ahm.. PRESIDENT..of the newly established Moral Club, i came up with an idea-to collect cans with boxes through a campaign called. CAN you give us a HAND?(with a drawing of a HAND holding a CAN).....or something like that. its now in the idea stage....Anyway, tomorrow(Monday), all the members are to meet at school and do some stuff. its going to be great. So please guys, throw your tin cans in the boxes. A percentage of the profit will be given to charity. And the others, into my pocket.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thats all the time i have guys. i hope you like this post. happy holidays and may the force be with you.....please leave a comment of two, and dont forget to help me spread my blog so that more people can read. thx. btw, look at my p.m. in msn to c if i have updated my blog or not.

ASSessment review

2008-02-26T17:11:00.004+08:00

Yamatei!!! Finally the ASSessment has passed and i can finally relax. The ASSessment was soooo crappy.Especially Chemistry. The questions were sooo hard even the smart ones like Yu Yang, Alvin, and me(:P) couldnt finish the test in time. whoalau...SO many people were cursing and swearing..Like TIMOTHY!!! Mai Ku here Mai ku there...The time allocated for the Chemistry test was not enough. I think even Cikgu Felicia cant finish the paper herself.

And Add maths.Haiyooo!!! The questions looked soo complicated but i realised that its actually quite easy. But it was already too late. I remember there was one question which looked hard. So i left it to the last minute. So i then finally realised that it was quite easy because i had found a way to do it. So i was busy doing it when teacher said,''Ok. Times up. Pull your pants down and stop writing''. Whoaliau. I didnt have time to do that question which was worth 8 marks and now she is asking us to take our pants off. Chee bei.

In Bio, i spent too much time on the essay question. When teacher said that the time was up, i flipped to the front page only to find out that i hadnt shaded the answers, I was sitting on the 3rd table from the front, and Mrs Ngu had already started collecting the papers. Damn! Luckily the other teacher asked us to staple the correction paper with the question paper. So that bought me some time to finish shading the 20 questions. But the time was not enough. Mrs Ngu knocked my table when i was shading my last 2 answers. But before i could finish, she said,''I'm not going to collect your paper'' Mai ku. Just 2 more questions nia....But then i passed up to her and she told me to plan my time better. At least she didnt scold me lah. hehe.

I actually expected Physics to be harder, but that doesnt mean that i can get A....haaaaaaa. I didnt finish, i didnt do the middle and i lost 13 marks.

After the ASSessment, i bet the results would be bad for many of us. I bet the school would be forced to change the other 2 classes into arts stream. I remember asking the bio teacher smt. I think it would be better if i showed u like this.

Andy:Eh Cikgu. Do you know how to teach econs?

Cikgu Anita:Why?

Andy:Because later when 4B and 4C change to arts you dont have job.

hahahahahaha. Its true. I asked her that.hehe
Then i remember asking Cikgu Susanna right after the Chemistry test:

Andy:Hey cikgu. Still got space in arts?

she loled. Well its true. I think now we are not wondering if we can stay in science or not. I think we are now wondering if there is space in Arts!

~Hardness Ranking~

1)Chemistry

2)Bio

3)Physics

4)Add maths

Aww man i really hope i can get good marks.haaaaaaaaaaaa.

Eww.Dirty boy is really dirty. We found a rotten orange in his drawer, and it dropped oin the floor. Teacher asked him to throw it away and he took it with his hand and didnt wash his hands after that. hehehe. A message to ditry boy if you are smart enough to read this part-Oii!Dirty boyI'm scared of u meh?I ask trinekens come and they can deal with u loo.:P.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well, i wish you all good luck, and may God Bless. Please leave a comment or two okay. And ask other people to read my blog also. Its like not many people read at all.haaaaa. Ok'e. Thats all the time i have guys. Bye.

A Valentines day for a special someone.

2008-02-15T16:32:00.003+08:00

Will you be mine?Because..

Is it really love?
or is it just a passing feeling
am I not convinced?
a bit uncertain of the feeling

Is it the way you make me feel?
so warm with joy and laughter
or could it be the happiness
from moments spent together

The lasting bliss, the kiss I miss,
The sweetest thoughts without a touch
The heart that hurts and bears a scar
thinking how far away you are

You're on my mind most of the day
And at night I go to bed and pray
An angel soft and gentle as you
Would make my sweetest dreams come true

Thinking about you alone or in class
Writing your name on my bathroom window glass
Wishing you were here
To love hold and care
Wishing I had you with me
To cherish and to stare

Into your soft and beautiful eyes
As we both travel to the skies
And mingle with the stars above
But is it really love?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If I could save time in a bottle
the first thing that I'd like to do
is to save every day 'til eternity passes away
just to spend them with you

if I could make days last forever
if words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then
again I would spend them with you

if I had a box just for wishes
and dreams that had never come true
the box would be empty except for the
memories of how they were answered by you

but there never seems
to be enough time to do the
things you want once you find them
I've looked around enough to know that
you're the one I want to go through time with

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.

If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine's,
And we would go insane.

A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.

So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It's nice to have one near.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~My tactics during Valentine's Day~

You guys know right, there are some secret admirers who give presents to those they have a crush on. So its like this. This is what i do. Since the girl(the reciepient of the present) doesnt know who the present is from, i say that it's from me. So at the end of the day,its like i give without spending a penny.

That day i remembered asking Cikgu Susanna something. The conversation was someting like this.

Andy:Hey Cikgu, can you help me ask the jaga to help me later?

Cikgu:Why?

Andy:Because i dont think i can carry all my presents by myself...

Cikgu:LOL.

ok lah maybe she didnt say LOL but anyways.....thats what i said. LOL!

~What i got that day~
4 chocolates. 2 from guys, and 2 from girls. mmmmm.I love chocolates.

~What i gave that day~
A little something for every girl in school. Yes its true. How? well, by simply going to school. I just show up. So that the girls can see me. Its like a gift already baa. They like me so much, just looking at me is a gift in its own.:P

~What Our teachers like to say~
Here are some of the things our teachers are famous for. Here are just some things they say that make them THEM.

1)Cikgu Susanna-Do you get it first?

2)Mr Linus-Its really very simple

3)Mrs Ngu-Certainly/Certainly not/class dismissed

4)Ms Teo-Rrrrriiigghhtt!../Ok?(with that evil look)(well, she always has that look)

5)Miss Felicia-ok what do you get for this one(T)?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thats all the time i have guys, i hope you like this post too!

Yamatei!

2008-02-12T22:32:00.000+08:00

Im starting this post without an aim. I dont know what to write about, but here goes. Hey, have you ever tried to write without an aim? I think thats a better way to let your imagination do the writing for you. As a wise man once said, '' We must be open to possibilities for our imagination to create''. Ok lah I was the one who said it, but it is true. LOL. Think about it. But there are times that you just get stuck. You suddenly run out of ideas. Like me now. So im just continueing(is that how u spell it?).Bla Bla Bla. Whay am i doing this i have no idea. It feels like im talking to myself. I dont even know if people would read this crap. I want to fart. I got stomach ache this morning. Should i stop writing? I dont think so. Ok think think think. Hmmmmm. Ahhh Yamatei! Itai Itai! Moto! HAHA that was a little bit of Japanese for you. Owen tot me that. Ok. Is this a little boring for you? well...Thats TOO BAD!!

OK now perhaps you know me a little better coz u get to c what i think about in my mind. And yes, it IS crap. I know i know. But it is My crap and i like it. Wait a minute that just sounds wrong. . . . .

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Well guys, school is still the same , with an over supply of homework and loads of things to study. With the assessment coming soon, you might think that things are more stressed and we are studying harder that ever. Well, ......... Your right about the First part nia. Seems like my class dont study at all! Things are as or more crazy than before, especially after the chinese new year celebrations. Boka-C arr....

~Some Quotes Of the Day In Our Class~

1)We love Linus! Only Linus!-4B

2)Oi Lypo lah!-Leonard

3)Yamatei!Moto!Itai!-Me

4)Certainly Not-Mrs Ngu

5)Bring everything!-Hong Shen

6)I'll Do IT!-Shirely

7)Dirty Boy!-Mervyn

8)Class Dismissed-Bernard

9)ehahehahehehahhaehahea!-Danson's Laugh

10)Its really very simple-Mr Linus

So you see, my class is very weird....

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~Given Names For Friends~

1)Beans-Me

2)Box(pronounced Boxssh)-Ashley

3)Gayry-Bernard

4)Helga-Khang Ngee

5)Putz-Samantha

yup...My class is weird

Well, Thats all i have time for guys. Its late and tmro got school! OK gtg. I hope u all liked this post, and my blog :P

Randomness

2008-02-02T23:02:00.000+08:00

alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex alex

Lets talk about emo people. Who do you think of when ur talking about emo people? well, if you look closely enough you would see what i mean. xoxo

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Chinese new year is just around the corner and im going to Kuala Lumper! So i wont be openin' my house this year. hehe. Well, happy chinese new year to all of you. And may you all get a lot of ang pauz

~The story behind Chinese new year~

Once upon a time in China, there was a village in a beautiful valley called the Jui Huang Valley. The people there were cheerful and friendly. Many of them were farmers, and some were fishermen near the lake called the golden lake-so called as the lake shone like gold when the sun sets.

But behind the beauty of the Village, there was a darker side. Once every 10 years, a monster appeared to eat the villagers. This monster was described to be a big, smelly, violent bear-like creature. The locals call him Ah Lex.When ever the locals see him, they would shout,'' Look! Ah Lex''. And soon the villagers changed his name to name to Look Ah Lex.

The monster is said to come from the Kuan Bo mountain. There, he lives in a cave. It is also said that Look Ah Lex is afraid of the colour red, and loud noises.

Finally the villagers could take no more and they gathered for a meeting. The next day, Look Ah Lex made his way to the village. The villagers wore red and made loud noises with fireworks.Look Ah Lex couldnt tolerate the sound and the colour red and he went violent. He ran back to the mountain and was never seen again.

It is said that the descendants of Look Ah Lex still lives.....

Ok lah the story is crappy...but i was borrrreeeedddd......and i didnt know what to write...hehe

I bet someone is getting violent now...:P

~The longest story in the world~

Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book. The story in the book went,''Once upon a time in ancient China, there was a temple. And in this temple, there was an old man. And the old man had a book''...........do you still want me to continue? i tot so.....:P

#EXTREME RANDOMNESS#

this could be the most random post i had made.....

My life as a form 4

2008-01-26T12:21:00.001+08:00

School school school....sooooooooo boring...and my class is crazy. so i wonder y they chose me as monitor???? when u ask them to go to the library, they act like they din hear u. Some of them even ask me to go myself.zzz. likeTIMOTHY!!!.......When u ask them to keep quiet, they either don't hear, or talk louder.ZZZ.like TIMOTHY!!!.....Anywayss.....Life seems to be more stressed as form 4s in Lodge compared to any other school in Kuching....so yeah...its just wake up early, school, back, homework, tuition, sleep late.....and the next day is the same thing......these days i barely have time for myself.....

~Me as Monitor~

Im not used to being a monitor now, so i keep forgetting to switch off the air cond at 3.30...Cikgu Susana(form teacher) asked me to bring the register book up every morning and back down during going home time.....So far, i brought it up once, and i always forget to bring it down...Come to think of it, its still in my class...i forgot to bring it down yesterday(Friday)....Haizz

~me as an Emo~

I'm not emo okayy....i just hang out with Alex...u gotta problem with that huh white boy??:P

~me as a blogger~

As i said, i don't really have time these days to blog, but will blog when i have.....People keep complaining to me that my posts are too short...well, a person cant have everything long...my ahm is already long enough...hahahahahahah....no seriously.....i can use it to slap someone....I've got a lot to write about my trip to Taiwan, but i don't have the time... All the pics taken are from my 8.1 mega pix camera, and when i want to upload a pic into blogger, it takes me 5 minutes...JUST FOR 1 PICTURE!!!.....U knw my post on Singapore, that took me a whole day...and that post is only pics....a bit of words nia....so u all hv to be patient...hehehe

~me as me~

I'm the same guy, u knw, the hot and sizzling smart guy....I bet 4c miss me a lot:P
And i found out that for the merdeka competition, they only give 5 minutes to each class. But me being me, i have already thought of what to do.....It was actually part of my original plan for the unforgettable Rentap play, but it wasn't done that time....But i might be using it for my play this year:P .......sure my class win 1 lahh....CONFIRM(Danny style)......

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

The teachers of form 4

Cikgu Sussana-Her class is fun at the same time, good as a studying environment...She is a good teacher, but don't get carried away having fun as u might miss important points she always give....

Ckigu Tan A. S-His class is good, but a lot of them sleep or talk...Like TIMOTHY!!!so me and a few of them are the only ones that are actually listening, so he keeps looking at the few of us only....sometimes he keep looking at me so i keep nodding...so at the end of his lesson, my neck hurts:P...hahaha but his class is good coz u can ask him a lot of stuff...

Ms Felicia-Her class is real quick..she teaches very fast, but if u listen properly and stop thinking that she is quick, u can understand well and real quick as well...a lot of my friends dont understand, but it is only because they don't ask questions.....If u ask, u get to know a lot more...

Mrs Ngu-She is good, but she tends to give a lot of homework....She stresses on underlining our answers......And because i sit in front, she sometimes get my book to mark with the class....one time, she scold me coz i din underline my answers, and then, she used my book to mark....When she saw my answer is wrong, she got some1 else's book instead, making me look stupid....Right after that wrong answer, all the rest of my answers were correct...i was like SWT =.=''...im not stupid!!

Mr Linus-His class is like a breath of air...a time we can let our hair down...he teaches a bit, about 10-15 minutes, and then gives us only a bit of homework...Mr Linus is really funny and friendly...He often jokes with us..one time, he called my bottle real big, and gave me THAT look...and my crazy class always sing WE LOVE LINUS, ONLY LINUS!!! every time he goes back.....hahahaha

Mr Kenny-He is a good teacher, and he teaches like very macho macho like that...Got that kind of action...I cant explain in words, but if u want, come to my class, and I'll show u...That time i acted him out in class, and every1 laughed like crazy...woot

Mr Goh-This Mr Ling look-a-like is good, coz i asked him if we could have long jump next week, and he said yes, and he told the class that next week we will be doing long jump, suggested by me...hehehe...woot...yay for me....

Cikgu Anita-She is cool. She calls us budak budak.... and she says that i think I'm cute...of course lah!I AM cute...:P...She jokes with me a lot too....one time, i asked her if i could have a Visking tubing, and she said yes...I brought it to class, and called it STEWARD...i dunno where he is now......:P

Mr ICT-ok lah..i admit that i don't know his name...but i don't really like him...It all started during the 1st lesson..he got the old class list and asked the new students to write down their names on the new list....so then he got pissed coz 1 guy didn't write down...so i asked him if he wants the new class list..He replied-i dont give a damn...I was like whoa lau...Blood rushed through my head, i bent my chair, i begin to sweat, i turned green, my shirt ripped, and soon i was only wearing my pants.....

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

well i hope this post is long enough LIZ!!! hehehe i hope you guys enjoyed reading this post..ADIOS AMOGOS....

Some Things I HATE

2008-01-18T17:49:00.000+08:00

here are some things that i hate...

1)cars and bikes with smoke coming out from their exhausts

2)mosquitoes

3)the canteen food

4)cars with enormous exhaust pipes that go VROOOMM....(like its so cool)

5)people that drive slow in front of my car

6)stupid people that block me and my trolley in supermarkets and don't even know

7)those typical act pai ah bengs with the typical "cool"hair style (dyed), billabong type pants, big basketball shoes and walk like they are so cool......(i think arr, when they see mouse they run like girl arr)=P

8)those annoying fruit sellers in Sunday market that shout'' sekilodualinggit,sekilodualinggit,sekilodualinggit'' again and again...

9)MAS' food

10)people that cough or sneeze without closing their mouths.....(i usually hold my breath and run away)....unless they do it in the lift...then I'm really angry...

11)People going into the lift when I havent even gotten out

12)Emo people Alex emo alex emo

13)People saying people's father's names(besides saying Hong Boon Kheng)

14)dirty people db

There you go...I'm sure some of you feel the same....

Kaya and Toast's 4th outlet

2008-01-13T21:06:00.000+08:00

Kaya and Toast is a Kuching born company, which serves a variety of bread based food, and other breakfast and lunch meals as well. The most famous is It's kaya toast and Chai kueh, a crowd favourite. Kaya and Toast started It's business on 6 December of 2006, and has opened 4 outlets in Kuching since then. The picture above is the latest outlet opened not long ago in Satok.Drop by if u can when out shopping at the Sunday Market.

The kaya and toast-crispy and flavourful.

This is the Chai kueh-partially eaten by yours truly.

This is the second outlet in Petanak.There is also another outlet in Tabuan Jaya(the 3rd outlet), but i don't have the picture.

And just imagine...it all began with their first little outlet in 3rd mile. Daniel, my second brother.

Spring Review

2008-01-12T23:10:00.000+08:00

Spring Review

On Friday night, i went to the Spring with my parents to see how it was like. But when the whole population of Kuching flock to this place, the whole situation became like a race to get to the ovum.The stretch of road was packed full of cars. Many irresponsible people even parked their cars on the side, on the yellow line. But no worrys....Its Kuching- the police themselves are busy shopping.
I had to literally walk like the people in the Matrix, trying to avoid the other shoppers and auntys and uncles in the shopping mall. One time i even spinned around to avoid hitting a Malay woman(fat). Suddenly i met a familiar face, one which i had seen on msn, but never in real life-Daniel Chong. Just one glance and we knew exactly who each other were. cool....There are a lot of shops there like body glove, Sony, Cindy, and a whole lot more. There is even a Kluang Station-someting like Kuching's Kaya and Toast, but i heard that Kaya and Toast is better=P (btw kaya and toast now has 4 outlets in Kuching, the latest one in Satok)
Overall, the place is not bad, especially for Kuching's standard. I'd give it a 4.2 out of 5.
BUT when we went back into the car, we soon found out that there wasn't any exit signs. And the road was congested. It was literally bumper to bumper. In the basement car park, it was like an orchestra, except with the same instruments-people's car horns. Some of them would honk their horns for like 30 seconds or more. siau ar. when we finally got out of that hell hole, i realised that it was already 40 minutes since we got into our car in the first place. The ratings dropped to 3.8 out of 5. Unless the management can improve the road system, my ratings would stay as low as that. Alex emo.Alex emo.Alex emo. Alex emo.

PMR

2007-12-28T23:32:00.000+08:00

PMR RESULTS ARE OUT, and everyone was excited. Rushing to school from the airport, my parents, brother and i went to school to see my results. I was so excited i farted in the car! Three years of hard work came down to this moment- to see if i had done well. When in school, i quickly searched for my name.....ahah!!!Andy Lester Tan....7A's! woooohoooo!!!!!! i did it...i was so happy that i farted!

You know, two years ago i wouldn't have thought i could have gotten straight A's.....but i persevered and worked harder.....i believed that God would not help those who do not help themselves...and i would like to thank God for giving me the guidance. And mostly i have to thank my teachers and family members for their support. Thank You!

Merdeka?

2007-12-15T23:07:00.000+08:00

Living in Malaysia, you might think that we all know our country's history correctly.But based on my, and some other people's observations, we can clearly see that many do not.

Firstly, I'd like to make it clear, that this post, and all my other posts, is not meant to be a sensitive issue.Thx for understanding.

Being the 50th year of Merdeka, many websites have popped up to express the people's love for the country. And it is from these, that i found out the true extent of our people's ignorance to the true facts of our country's history.Here are a few quotes i took out from some websites about Merdeka.And these are not edited!

1)"Malaysia as we know it today is a thriving developing country, often considered a “role model” by its Southeast Asian neighbours for its economic and political stability, multicultural harmony and steady progress. 31st August 2007 marks the 50th year of this country's independence from British colonialism"

What i have to say:HEY!Hold on there......when was Malaysia colonised????It was FORMED, and was never colonised....my reaction to this?...=_="

2) "Malaysia is on the threshold of celebrating its 48th year of independence"

What i have to say: this was from a website on the 48th Merdeka...Anywayzz....Again..Malaysia?Independence??......what don't people get about EFF OOO ARE AMM EE DDE!!!???!?!?!!??!?!!??!!?!(you re supposed to pronounce it...it spells something)....urghh...ok lah...for those of you eggheads....FORMED!!!!!

Clearly, many people still don't know that Malaysia was formed, and was never colonised. Some people do, but they still say"Malaysia's Independence".I seriously feel like vomiting cuz I've been repeating this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over *drops down from chair and dies* *gets up again saying, '' must update!!!''...and starts typing again*

Howeverrrrrrrrrrr(Cikgu Danny style) i Love my country very much.This is the main reason i am posting this.I want people to know the real fact....and not the wrong one, about Malaysia.^_^

A dogs life

2007-12-07T22:10:00.000+08:00

Here are some pictures of my puppy, Pepper.....^_^ enjoy!!!!!

Grrrrrr.....

this is a son of a bitch......

his mother is a DOG.....

and the father is a DOG too.....

and he smells like a dog.....

and he eats like a dog......

and he looks like one too...

well....he IS a dog....

But he is MY dog.....and he is special...^_^

2007-12-05T19:49:00.000+08:00

I thought this was worth sharing....Have a nice day...^_^

The beauty of math...

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless !! ^_^

2007-12-04T14:04:00.000+08:00

~a treasury of humour~

Here are some jokes to brighten your day...hope you enjoy it.....^_^

#peeping tom
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.Unable to get a clear picture of her problems, he asked,"Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"
The woman says, "well, i did once."
"Well, how did he look?
"very angry"says the woman.
At this point,the psychiatrist felt he was really getting somewhere and he said,"how did you see his face that time?"
"he was looking through the window at me!"

#keeping healthy
My mother-in-law started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60.
And she's 97 today and we don't know where she is.

#the plot
One year, a guy bought his mother-in-law a cemetery plat as a Christmas gift.The following year, he didn't buy her a gift. So when she asked him why, he replied ,"well,you still haven't used the gift i bought you last year!!"

#Daddy's little boy
One summer evening, during a violent thunder storm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the lights when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I cant dear," she said, "I have to sleep with daddy."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy!!"

#When looks don't count
After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her."

#Are condoms really safe?
Condoms aren't really safe. A friend of mine was wearing a condom and got hit by a bus.

#Show off
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.
"We'll have the Guiseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry sir," said the waiter."That's the owner!"

#Multiple choice for blonds
The blond reports for her university final examination, which which consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for 5 minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for tails.
Within half an hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

Moderator:"Is anything the matter?"

Blond:"I finished the exam in half an hour. But, i am rechecking my answers."

TAXI TAXI

2007-12-03T19:10:00.000+08:00

Dear readers,

sorry for my delay to update my blog....that's cos i didn't have much time lately and i just didn't know what to talk about.But when i was in the shower just now, i suddenly had a brain wave-why not talk about Taxi Drivers????So in this post I'm going to talk about Taxi drivers-what if one of our classmates became a taxi driver????well, lets see......

now lets see one by one, our classmates if they were to be a taxi driver.....what would happen?what kind of taxi driver would they be?Lets start with the geek of the class...

1)Yu Yang-you would definitely find a dictionary or two, and a couple of copies of the National Geographic magazine in the back pocket of the front seat.Probably a Rosary bead hanging from the mirror(because we all know that yy is a true believer).and he would wear sandals with socks.....but this taxi driver would be quite a good one, coz he would give passengers a lot of information on the history of Sarawak.This taxi driver will obey all traffic rules and drive at a maximum of 57 mph........and he will definitely still have the same hair style like today's.....

2)Alex-this taxi driver would most likely be a quiet one, and will easily be agitated and annoyed, even if he thinks that the passengers are talking too much(he would most probably ask them to shut up)....lets just say you'd better ask him to keep the change .....

3)Stephen-this guy will be a bubbly taxi driver and is the kind that would hang out in kopitiams with his friends, and liak chua(catch snake)......

4)Mallek-his taxi would have a Jamaican theme to it, with a Jamaican flag on the roof, and a tourist poster of VISIT JAMAICA and a map of Jamaica stuck on the window......a journey in his taxi would be a bumpy one as he will constantly head bang and sing with the Sean Kingston song that he would play, making the ride all the more nostalgic/dangerous........his hair would be the kind of Caribbean black people with those kind of hair.....and he would wear a lot of bling...peace man!!!

5)Nigel-lets not go there

6)Siang Bo-taxi driver??? haha!!!!!okok relax....hahahahahahahahahahaha ......this lil' dude will take the longest routes to the chosen destination so that he can get more money when using the taxi meter......sometimes he would go round a roundabout 2 times.....

7)Andy-no comments...i just wanted the number 7 spot.....^_^

8)Reuben-the know-it-all taxi man, or should i say the know-it-oil taxi man.Passengers will find Reuben very useful when it comes to places to find the best seafood(come to think of it, he does look like the kind that likes his seafood).....and he will also give a lot of info on our country's history unless the passenger is Malay, or any other Islamic races....when he sees them, he drive past them while pointing his middle finger......

9)Leandre-the the th t t...the th...th.....the taa...tax...t....ahh i gi gi....give up...

10)Kevin-this dude would ask a lot about the passenger.Where did u come from?What is your name?When are you going back?But the passenger soon realises that all he does is ask questions...and sometimes things get out of hand when he asks...Are you gonna give me the change?Can you shut up?What the f***?

11)Owen-this guy would most probably talk about badminton,badminton,and more badminton.....he would say that he could have been Malaysia's best badminton player if it wasn't for Andy, who beat him badly in the state championship and broke his leg.......*touch wood*(for the break leg part only)

well, that's all folks!!i hope you like it and i hope the people mentioned above wouldn't be angry or anything coz this is all just 4 fun...thx 4 understanding......

My trip to Singapore

2007-11-24T09:40:00.000+08:00

this post is about my trip to Singapore....please read all and i hope you enjoy it.......please leave a comment or two....

Are you thinking what i'm thinking about?

here's a picture of an old man with a bald spot...........^.^

Bukit Andysnose....

and so we left Kuching....

a view overlooking Kuching....

a crater made by a comet, the same one in which dinosaurs and blonds with brains were wiped out...

i know what you are thinking..... is it a ''Y'' or a ''V''.....well, its just another one of nature's weird mysteries.....

we flew pass a weed plantation......the villagers here plant and manufacture weed.....

Sungai Nengneng in Sarawak.....

Dog Paw River, Singapore.....

passing over many little islands as we were arriving to Singapore.....

A whole armada of ships waiting to go to port......

we stayed at the Elizabeth Hotel.....it sounds luxurious, but its not.....we stayed there coz that time it was hard to find a hotel due to the ASEAN summit in Singapore.......

Edward Hyde.......

On the first night we ate at eatsilk in Esplanade

mmmmmmmmmm.....delicious.....

there was a live performance too.....it was cool man...

the Singapore skyline from the Esplanade...

then we went to see the merlion....it's acutally a female.....isnt that obvious?? O

on the second day, we spotted ugly betty(in black)

the typical taxi, with those kind of beaded chair ...hahaha

Amen... haha they think i'm God....

on the second night, we went to eat something reptilian....this is my first ever crocodile dish...CRIKEY!!!

and this is my first ever bite of a crocodile.......it was really delicious and it's even better than chicken.....mmmmm

on the third day, it was time to go back and in the airport, we saw the Airbus A380.... Singapore Airlines is the first in the world to have the Airbus A380... and this is the one...wow.....it flies to Sydney and back to Singapore......cool eh...

the A380 close up......

we ate Japanese food ...mmm......it was delicious but after a while, i started craving for something else.....

Burger King!!!! @.@ .....it was right in front of me.....

suddenly the airport rangers came to patrol....

wow check out his gun!!! in Kuching we only use spears and blow pipes.....but they use guns!!!i took picture of this ranger while he was adjusting his ear ring......haha no la....but it sure looks like it

i was scared i might get caught so i had to hide my ''hand gun''.....

whats this disco bottle doing in the airport?

well, there was a game where the two guys(in shiny vest) would pull people to dance with them.....then the people would be given a free bottle of perfume.....this picture shows them dancing with the YMCA song.....

an ang mo woman getting her groove on with them....

i also spotted this Indian guy surfing the Internet without his shoes......=_="

we left beautiful Singapore, ..............

and returned home under the full moon.....

Kevin Is Such A Sweet Guy

2007-11-08T14:23:00.000+08:00

We were checking out the twin towers when a little bee landed on Kevin's shirt...LOL...this picture is him freaking out ......... he stood still cos his body system didn't know what else to do....how did i know?ask him........

the bee close up......................

Scenic Gunung Gading

2007-11-01T14:12:00.000+08:00

Gunung Gading is a great place to visit if you're in to this sort of thing.....this picture is waterfall number 7.....the water is cool and refreshing, just beware of leeches!

No, this isn't one of Louis' hair lice, its one of the many weird but wonderful creatures that can be found there.........i call this one Fred.

After the long trek, everyone was tired.....

mmm...i wonder whats going on down there... >0<....naughty naughty...

My Little Pepper

2007-10-31T18:40:00.000+08:00

Who is Pepper??? this is Pepper!

This is my new dog!!! 2 months old ......its a pekingese....u ppl can go n c how it will look like when it is an adult with google search ....Duhh!!!!lolz

Malaysia for dummies

2007-10-31T18:08:00.000+08:00

Ahh beautiful polluted Kuala Lumpur with the twin jagungs.............

LOL....Mistakes Mistakes Mistakes ..............its supposed to be the Malayan Flag lah.....not the Malaysian flag...........here's a funny story....during the flag raising ceremony mentioned above, the Negaraku was played for the first time when the Malayan Flag was being raised.....suddenly, the anthem was stopped halfway because they didn't hang the flag properly.....Tunku must be LOLing..........=P

In the year 1957, on the 31 of August, 7 shouts of Merdeka echoed through the walls of the stadium merdeka (above), marking the Independence of Malaya.........Until today,many Malaysians do not know that they are actually celebrating the Independence of Malaya, and not
Malaysia...HELOE!!!!News Flash people!!! Malaysia was never colonized,and so it never has an independence....it was FORMED!!!! And we are celebrating the 50th Independence of Malaya.....sheesh.....=/

PS: Dear readers....don't get angry or anything cos whatever i write is just for fun and should not be taken as a sensitive issue.....thank you for understanding.......

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Sights and sounds of KL

2007-10-31T15:32:00.000+08:00

This flag pole stands erect on the padang merdeka, as if mimicking my....whats that smell??=P

lolz....this is kevin leaning on the 100m flag pole.....not beli chun but not bad lah.....=P

This is just some random tree outside ouf former PM's house.....looks like the hair from my......whats that smell?

This is the King's crib...he's in(you can tell coz the yellow flag is up).....we couldn't go in cos the King was busy playing Dota....he's pro man.....

This is the biggest F***ing garlic I've ever seen!

The Malei who built this mosque really likes pink........

This is a boat...DUHH!!!.....but check it out...it has a number 7 in front!Could this be a sign?PMR!7A's! =)

This is a suspension bridge in Putrajaya.....looks like a giant fishing net......

Sorry Vijay!

2007-10-30T23:34:00.000+08:00

dear readers.......pls do not make fun of this Vijay Curse........cos when i logged out from this acc just now, and tried to sign in, i couldnt cos i forgotten my username!...........i tried so many times until at last i got it................and so my readers, im warning you.................. sorry Vijay......

The Curse of Vijay!

2007-10-30T22:00:00.000+08:00

For those of you who didnt follow the boy's bus in the KL trip, here's a short story of what really happened...... ok... so there we were in the air-conditioned bus, all jolly and gay.........with Uncle Sam, our tour guide flapping his abonimable flabs in the front section of the bus, all the time trying to cover his erected ding-dongs............and Alex and i taking pictures of random people that we pass by on the busy KL street...............then, along passed an old indian man with his shiny bald head...........he saw us and waved at us, after knowing that we had taken a picture of him...........lol.........the bus rocked with ROFLs and LOLs.............Uncle Sam then asked me if i knew him..........then i replied '' sure....its Vijay''..................soon after, a series of events took place which forever changed our perspective towards Vijays.........i cut my hand in the bus, ppl start loosing stuff, i lost my camera, Leo lost his mind,but worse of all, Cikgu Danny lost his sence of style!...............from then on, any strange happenings were immediately identified as THE CURSE OF VIJAY!!! @.@ !!!from this, we all learnt a valuable lesson-never to call any old bald indian Vijay........................

The KL "TRIP"

2007-10-30T21:28:00.001+08:00

Yep...its the biggest news in school now......everyone wants to know about it....... and yes, it Is true.......cikgu Danny DID 'TRIP' in KL......................

hamka: the new f***

2007-10-30T21:28:00.000+08:00

hamka hamka hamka hamka hamka hamka hamka.............................................. already a few schools have taken it as a bad word......now we need you to help spread it..................use it in youtube, your blogs, and tell your grandmother! go now! we need you!...............nothing's too late if you start now.........so start using hamka!lets make it national revolution!so next time you can look back and think ,''i was a part of it''!!!!!!!!!! lol........

durian disaster

2007-10-30T21:24:00.001+08:00

oh f*** i shouldnt have taken those durians..................now no one can use the toilet............at least until the plumber comes to fix it......................SHTI.............................oh f*** i just farted...

-To my love,
--Yvonne, i just wanted to let you know that i love you with all my heart.
---Thank you for wishing me luck for my operation, i really appreciate it.
----Even though i might not be able to see you this holiday, know that my
-----heart will always be with you, no matter how far we are from each other
------Just close your eyes. I know i will.
----As long as i have you, i know that there's nothing to fear. Please don't be
---worried about the operation. Its going to be okay. Nothing can break us
--apart. I love you very much. If my love for you were to be represented by a
-rose, the whole world will be filled with roses.I love you von=)

AHHHHHHHHHHH

im not your average blogger

2007-10-30T21:10:00.000+08:00

testing.............testing.....................................i still dont get it

testing my blogging skills

2007-10-30T21:04:00.002+08:00

testing..........wtf is this?...........................

tas

2007-10-30T21:04:00.001+08:00