Im back!

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aaaaaa....what's up doc? Well, if you care about me, you will read this post. If you don't its okay. I understand. I understand that you don't care. No, no, don't start apologising..its okay...no really...if you don't care just look away. There's no use giving me that sad look. No, it's okay...really...it doesn't matter....i know that you don't care. I know...nvm 1....nvm....*sniff sniff*...i just got smt in my eye..nvm 1.... just click that red juicy fat button on the top right hand corner. Nvm.I understand.. it okay 1.....note:if you don't care, then F*** YOU :P wakakakakaka...

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Hey guys i'm back from Singapore, and i'm glad the torture is over. Spending practically the whole day in Singapore isn't fun. Trust me. Well isn't it obvious?
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Well, i reached the little island on Saturday evening, and the next day, i had to wake up about 7 smt. My appointment was very early, so yeah..Well, when i reached there, the nurses stuck a fuc*ing needle up my vain at the back of my left palm. Can you imagine that? Good. Better not.

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But just think.Having that bloody thing stuck in your vein for about an hour! I had to have that thing there because the doctor in charged of the CT scan needed to inject some liquid into my bloodstream through the needle.

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And when the liquid got into my blood stream, my left hand became cold. Then after about 20 seconds, my neck became warm! Followed by my shoulders, and lower, and lower. Weird feeling.
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The images you get from a CT scan is like the picture above. . . . . . MY results came out, and it turns out that i didn't need an operation. If i were to explain to you exactly what the thing really was, you'll fall asleep. Trust me. That was what happened in the doctor's room when he explained it to me! :P

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Basically, the lump was what you call a lymph node.Everyone has lymph nodes. Its just that mine is weird. The doctor says that it couldn't be cancerous because lymph nodes smaller than 1 cm in diameter are no cause for concern. So yeah....WOOT!

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Well, i really appreciate all of you who asked me how i was, and who wished my good luck. Thank you all. And for those who didn't, F*** YOU! :P hahaha...i'm serious. WAKAKAKAKA.. note:for the readers that didn't read until here, FU** YOU TOO! hahahahaha
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~I HATE CROCS!~


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ahh crocs....The rubbery wonder..So comfortable, and fashionable...
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NOT! OMFG i gotta rinse my mouth. Or rather, my fingers and keyboard. I cant believe that i just used the word 'fashionable' about crocs! OMG!

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I just hate hate hate it. I don't understand how and why there is a market for this! It should be extinct! Seems that Singapore is filled with it! I understand that you cant litter or anything like that, but wearing CROCS? What is the Singaporean government doing? The whole island is literally littered with this fashion disaster. ~

~I'm not the only one who hates crocs!

• There's a website called http://ihatecrocs.com/
  
• A Washington Post article described the phenomenon: "Nor is the fashion world enamored of Crocs. Though their maker touts their 'ultra-hip Italian styling,' lots of folks find them hideous."(whatever that means. All i know is that they hate it too!)
  
• Crocs are #6 on the "Worst" list of Maxim's "The 10 Best & Worst Things to Happen to Men in 2007."

• Crocs have also made an appearance in the the movie Idiocracy: In the movie, which presents a future in which culture greatly degrades over time and the general public is made up of morons, some characters, including the main character, can be seen wearing shoes resembling Crocs.
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This guy was caught with his crocs in my class. He can only be identified as Merv the Perv...

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This rocker drummer is seen with his fashion disaster crocs playing PSP during teacher's day. NOT FUNNY BER**RD

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Okay guys, that's all the time i have for now. Hope you enjoyed it. And i hope you DON'T WEAR CROCS....note:if you do, then fu** you... :P


btw, im just joking..so if you wear crocs, up to u lah...its just a blog anyway...whatever...:P

Happy School Holidays

The School Holidays

The school holidays are finally here, and at last, i can wake up a bit later than usual, eat, sleep, and play all day long. Well, maybe not, but I'm sure many of you will be doing this. Anywayzz....

On Sunday I'll be going to Singapore. It wont be a real vacation because I'll be having a medical check up there.Most likely I'll have to go under the knife.

The story goes like this. About a year ago, i discovered a little lump under my jaw, an area near where your neck meets your jaw. Then it's getting bigger and bigger. So i had a test done in Normah, and we decided to have another one done in Singapore.

So yeah...That's basically it... But even if i have the operation, it'll be an easy day operation and i will be able to leave in a few hours time.

Well i don't want this post to sound too boring. Too bad..i already did. That is IF you think its boring. Who cares?

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Naughty Naughty...

The day before Teachers Day, we were having free periods for practically the whole day. I brought my camera with me. Well, actually Owen borrowed it for a few days to take pictures of the Walkathon, and he passed the camera to me that day. So i get to use it during lessons.

This is an emo picture of Fiona during BM period. Cikgu Tan was so blur he didn't even know i was using my camera.

Mr Tan Ah Siang.......See? Blur Blur 1..... :P

Some people were even playing chess during his lesson.

While some took the opportunity to hook up with the girls! :P

This is our class door....Sad huh...

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This TWO WEEK holiday is gonna be boring i can tell. I'm bored already. I cant even think of what to blog about, and that's why this post is just weird.

Thanks for reading. I'll post as soon as i can, after i get back from Singapore. Have a happy holiday everyone.

Teacher's Day

~HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!~

Its that time of year again-Teacher's Day! Its also mufti day, a day when we don't have to wear uniform to school. Yeah its kinda cool, but i don't like it. Because i don't know what to wear. I'm sure a lot of you face this problems too. Here are a few types of possible conversations depending on what kind of person you are:

LOL

LOL

THE AH BENG

Ah Beng 1:Hey brade...what are you wearing tomorrow?

Ah Beng 2:Mai ku..i almost forgot about it. Dunno what to wear lah. You leh?

Ah Beng 1:I think should be can wear ear rings right?

Ah Beng 2:I dunno lah. I think can...U got ear rings meh? i thought your parents

take away?

Ah Beng 1:Aiyah..I use my grandmother's one lah...

Ah Beng 2:Owh you mean Tracy?

Ah Beng 1:Chao Cib** dont say my grandmother's name lah.

Ah Beng 2:I want bo how leh? you ba song u ask her come find me lah...

Ah Beng 1:Fu** you laa....I call my St.Jo Friends here then you know!

Ah Beng 2:Fu** !fu** !fu**!...Everything Fu**! You call your Friends lah! I call my

St. Mary friends arr...

I LOVE PORK

THE AH LIEN

Ah Lien 1:Hey Girrlll....Whats up?...Like...what are you like...gonna wear for ..like...teacher's day?

Ah Lien 2:OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I almost forgot about it! Im like...so forgetful! Like...am i that old? OMG! Are there any wrinkles on my forehead already?

Ah Lien 1:Owh please! You don't have to like... be such a drama queen! ugh...Come on..What are you like...gonna wear?

Ah Lien 2:Me? I'm like...gonna wear whatever! You know what i mean?*giggles*

Ah Lien 1:Well, i think i'm gonna like... mix and match! I have like...a bead necklace , which will go great with like....my green skirt! Its gonna be so totally awesome!

Ah Lien 2:OMFG no waaaayyy....That's so totally cool! Is it the necklace we like....bought in like..

Ah Lien 1&2:THE SPRING?*giggles*

Ah lien 2:Yeah! Btw, that reminds me...are you like... going to the MNG sale? OMG...its like...so totally cool!

Ah lien 1:heck yeah girl!!

[continues to talk about Spring]

I LOVE VON=)

THE NERD

Nerd 1:Hello my friend. So what are you going to be putting on for the coming occasion which happens once every 3.155 x 10^7 days?

Nerd 2:Oh hello. I'm going to wear my favourite chequered shirt! With my shorts, belt, long yellow socks, and sandals!

Nerd 1: That's gonna be great! i'm sure you will look stunning. I'm going to put on my favourite T-shirt, belt,and long pants. Do you think i should tuck in? Or not?

Nerd 2:Of course tuck in! You will look totally neat....Janice will be so attracted to you...

Nerd 1:HAHA please...You're making me blush...

Nerd 2:I know you like her okay...

Nerd 1:SHH!! Don't tell anyone okay...

Nerd 2:Sure thing...By the way,....have you finished the homework she gave us?

I LOVE YOU VON=)

THE GEEK

Geek 1:Greetings my interstellar friend. Are you attending the Teacher's day celebrations?

Geek 2:Greetings to you too. My the almighty Zoltan reign upon our souls and those in the far reaches of the Lucilia Galaxy. HAHA i quoted that from episode 43 of The Balanar Battles.*laughs like a geek*Yes i am attending. Why do you inquire?

Geek 1:I would like to ask what you are wearing for that day.

Geek 2:Owh i already asked my mum to iron my superman costume. You?

Geek 1:Wow that's neat! I'm either wearing my Darth Vader or my C3PO costume, which costs about 1000 bucks.

Geek 2:That's interesting...the last time Episode 4 came out, the price went up to 3000. How could you have gotten it at such a cheep price?

Geek 1:Well, the shop owner is a fan of Balanar Battles too! And we both agreed that The Nerubian Emperor should be blamed for King Athrad's death. *laughs like a geek*

Geek 2:*laughs like a geek* That''s not fair...*laughs like a geek*

I LOVE YVONNE!!!!

THE STREETIE

Streetie 1:YO dawg! whats up?

Streetie 2:Yo! you feelin' me?

Streetie 1:Yeah.So check it out..The teacher's day celebrations are coming. What are you gonna put on dawg?

Streetie 2:I'm gonna put on my Chains DUDE! Yeah. My baggy pants, my white

XXXL T-shirt, and my chains....yeah..u feelin' it?

Streetie 1:Aww man that's cool. Im using my golden bling! It says 'Nigga'...Cool eh?

Streetie 2:Fu** you man!

LOL

LOL

THE EMO

Emo 1:hey.......

Emo 2:hey.......

Emo 1:You going to the teacher's day celebrations?

Emo 2:Fu** it! What are you trying to tell me? Is this a Sign? HELP

Emo 1:That's deep.......that's deep.....

Emo 2:Umm...yeah im going...............................................why?WHY?WHY???

Emo 1:What are you wearing?

Emo 2:Why Do you care so much? WHY?!? Is this another sign? What are you

doing to me??!?!?!? Gahhh!!!

Emo 1:Here...a pen knife...

Emo 2:*grabs the pen knife and cuts her arm*... YEAH...YEAH!!!

Emo 1:That's deep...that's deep...

Emo 2:So what are you wearing?

Emo 1:The usual...Black...And tons of mascara...

Emo 2:Me too....That's deep....that's deep.....

LOL

So yeah....there's a few possible conversations....

As always, the assembly was packed, hot, smelly and noisy.... Come to think of it, you can describe our school's assembly like how you would describe someone's ass....LOL....

I took this picture in my class.... We gave our teachers apples, with notes stuck on them.

Cikgu Anita, with Evonne, and Xiao Juin....And on the table is a rose, given by Benjamin Sim....nice....

Mrs Ngu, with her apple....

And her being Ah Lian...OMG this picture is soooo cool....I mean...How the Fu** can you get a teacher to do that? wakakakakakakakaka...

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Thanks Mr Linus,

For your patience;

For being there with us,

Even when liverpool is below expectations.

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Thanks Mrs Ngu,

For being there for me;

Hachooo!

gah...excuse me...

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Thanks Miss Teo,

For not being angry;

When me and Raymond Ho,

Say 'Not Funnyyy'!

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Thanks Cikgu Susanna,

For always being there;

I'll give you a banana,

If I remember..hehe.

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Thanks Cikgu Anita,

For all those experiments;

Although i hate PEKA,

I wont forget the moments.

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Thanks Mr Goh,

For all the training;

Haiyoh...

Its raining...

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Thanks Mr Kenny,

I really like your lessons;

Lets go to Kenny;

Rogers, and eat roasted chickens.

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Thanks Miss Siaw,

I dont like chemistry;

Or maybe im just siau,

Or just a bit lazy.

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Thanks Cikgu Mikit,

Everyday, i'm going to plant a biscuit;

Because sedikit sedikit,

Lama lama menjadi bukit.

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To all the teachers,

I would like to say;

Thank you for teaching us,

Have a happy teacher's day.

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Happy teachers day, and to all of you, have a nice day...

Causewaybay

The Causeway causes shock!

Ahh the beautiful and picturesque view of Hong Kong's Causewaybay...One of the biggest attractions Hong Kong has. Howeverrr, it wont be what i will be talking about in this post... I was thinking about something more close to home..

Im talking about the Causeway Bay Restaurant in Crown Square!... Well, my parents and i had dinner there one day....

I ordered the iced lychee and longan drink,

And fried rice with chicken chunks...sux! =P

And we ordered Kang Kong Belachan...it was ok lah...

So there we were, eating our food, when i turned around and saw someone that looked very much like Cikgu Danny! i was like..WTF?? Cikgu Danny with a....a....a GIRL???!?!?!?!?

I thought that stylish BM teacher would be hanging out with guys like that!!! But not girls!!!

After a few seconds, i found out that it was just a made-in-China immitation of our dear Cikgu Danny...

Just as i thought...He wouldnt date a female!!!...

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~IRON MAN man man man...~

TUM TUM TUM!!!! Iron man!!! Last Friday a mass of Lodgians gathered in the Star Cineplex to watch Iron Man. The Interact club and Leo both joined to sell tickets to the Lodgians, and it turned out that the response was quite good.

I myself didnt buy any tickets lah...Too bad.. Im not a big fan of Iron Man anyway... Just look at the costume!

I prefer this Man shaped ironing board. =P

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Lol that's all i have time for guys. Hope you liked it, and don't forget to leave a comment on the chat box, and vote!!!

P.S:i published this post in the lecture theater in school during EST... =P

PCK lai liau!

The Phua Has Landed...I Repeat...The Phua Has Landed...




The famous Phua Chu Khang, Singapore's funnyman came to visit our humble city just a few days a go. He made an entrance to the Spring, with a huge crowd waiting for him by the small stage that was set up, with a lot of posters of the man himself, along with many 'Uniquely Singapore' posters to promote Singapore for tourism.

This Indian-Chinese entertainer was assigned the job as the Singapore Tourism's ambassador. Thus, in the performance in Spring that day, he also talked about Singapore's new tourism plans and programmes...

Being in his presence was an experience that can only be felt if you are there. It's hard to describe, but lets just put it this way. You see him on TV doing all those funny stuff, and even singing the SARS song in you tube, and when you really see him in real life, its a whole new feeling. I know you might be thinking-DUH!!!....But...i dunno....its just different! =P

Here's a group photo taken of PCK and some people called up to compete to see who was the best 'fake PCK'...TOO BAD THEY DIDNT CALL ME UP HO? SURE WIN ONE!!! cheeeh...hehe =P

Looking up on the second level, you can see many Lodgians as well... I spotted Yu Yang the samurai...(the stupid guy in orange carrying a plastic bag from MPH)

And a guy that f***ing looks like Alexander Luk of 4C....... I hate people that looks like Alex!!! =P
Then there was one time where PCK was to pick someone from the crowd to answer some questions. He looked around, and THEN, he was looking directly at ME!!! My palm starts to sweat, my heart beats fast, my body made some bowel noises.......THEN, Phua Chu Khang, MY IDOL, Pointed his arm towards me,........ and picked the stupid ass guy in front of me..... F***!

The 45 minute performance ended with PCK singing a song called 'Mandy' by Westlife.....

Everyone was like.. OMG he can sing??

Believe it or not, Phua Chu Khang can sing...And very nicely indeed!...

Overall, it was a wonderful experience. I was expecting him to be funnier, but what the heck! Good enough for me..... From a small guy you see in your TV screen, to a real life man in front or your eyes.. He was so close, i could spit at him! ...NICE!

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Tastes Of Kuching

The people of Kuching are really passionate about food. This can be seen with all the food that we have here. . . . There's nothing like sitting in the hawker stall eating a bowl of Laksa on a Sunday morning, or having a plate of rojak with your friends... When it comes to food, the people of Kuching sure know how to enjoy...

Like Phua Chu Khang once said, ''We dont eat to live, we live to eat''....

Ahh the famous Kolo Mee...There's nothing like it anywhere else... When eating kolo mee, you will see the advantages of being Chinese =P... I love pork!!! (No offence to Non-chinese =P)

MMM...Tha Sarawak Laksa..Best in the whole of Malaysia... way better than the ciplak Penang Laksa.... Our laksa is the best, but a lot of west Malaysians prefer Penang Laksa...Dunno why...Dont even have meat.....

The smell of Char siew pau...yeah...i LOVE pork! I love Pork a looooooot! I cant imagine life without Pork! <3

UUUUHHHH!!! Yum Yum...Belachan Bee hoon is nice.... my grandma likes it too..seriously...

Practically the cousin of belachan bee hoon, the KangKong Sotong really gives a nice kick in the ***

Ice Ice Baby...teng teteng teng teteng teng teng... A crowd favourite, Ice kacang is sure to tangle your taste buds, and cool you down on a hot afternoon..

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~Lodge Annual General Meeting~

The AGM has arrived, and all parents will have their say in electing new members for the committee. The school board will also be discussing issues regarding the school.

Do you seriously think that the committee is doing a good enough job?Just look at our toilets. Just look at our broken door knobs.

Is this how you want our school to be like??? Guys, this is Lodge we are talking about. I think we deserve better than this...

Well, i might know what we can do. There's this man, who i think is capable of doing wonders. He is a man of moral and discipline. A hardworking and responsible man always looking for ways to improve and achieve better results. Born a leader, i think that this man can help our school to be a better place.

Who is this man? Well, its none other than Mr. George Lo. Also my friends, dad, he is a great guy to hang out with.

So guys, if you are willing to make a change for our school, please ask your parents to vote for Mr. George Lo as Secretary.

Thank you belly the much...

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That's all the time i have for today guys. Hope you liked it... I also have to thank Alvin Yeo for suggesting 'Tastes Of Kuching' to me....Leave a comment guys, and don't forget to vote...