Happy Holidays?

Hey hey hey guys! Sorry for the late update. I was a bit...lazy..ahm...so its holiday now but it doesnt feel like it. Being Form 4 in Lodge, there are no holidays. Also because the week after the school reopens(as if it was really closed), there would be our first term exam. Seeing how tough the ASSessment is, i think that the tests in the exam is not going to be any easier.

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~The Parliamentary Erections~

The elections has just gone by, and the results turned out to be a big shocker to BN. Winning 5 out of 11 states, the opposition party has shown BN that improvements must be made. DAP got a clean sweep over in Penang, forming a government there. Lets see how things go. Who do i support?, ...well, im keeping things confidential.

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~ASSessment results~

Its bad. haizzz..Observe-

1)Chemistry-FAIL(31)
2)Physics-PASS(48)
3)Add Maths-PASS(62)
4)Biology-PASS(52)

Haiz im soo doomed for Chemistry. I guess i have to work very much harder for the exam. Hopefully i can get good results for all the tests. Im so scared now lah.....

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~What to do During the holidays to have fun?~

If you read the bold words, that means you are not a very positive person. For those who dont, congratulations for passing this test. You have now reached level 2.Wakakakak.

Well, we definitely need to release stress after the stupid ASSessment not long ago because the side effects are still there. Foe instance, take a look at Bernard. He seems to suffer from Suddenlynotnoisyitis....

Here are some RANDOM things you can do to have fun:

1)Catch snails and put them in a container. Add salt and see what happens....mmmm sweeett.....

2)Catch Grasshoppers and pull off all their legs. Then put it in an ants nest. See what happens.....mmmm sweett...

3)Throw rocks on your neighbour's car.

4)Put a nail behind your dad's car before he goes to work.

5)Strap a few chai lers on a cat with a string. Burn the chai lers.

6)Use a rubber band to shoot paper bullets at your grandma.

7)Put a thumbtack inside your aunty's shoes.

8)Conteng the pictures of leaders on the BN posters. Draw beards and moles.

9)Pop a balloon to scare your grandma.

10)Play hide and seek with your grandma and dont look for her.

11)Print porn pics and put them in your little brother's schoolbag.

12)Throw a firecracker at the Cheshire home.

13)Throw a firecracker at the old folks home.

14)Stick a kick-me sign behind a blind man and kick him.

15)Change your grandma's money to monopoly money in her purse.

16)Tell your grandma a ghost story with a low voice and then suddenly shout BOO!

17)poke your grandma's back

18)Colour your grandma's arms red and draw stiches. Then when she wakes up, tell her that she had a nasty accident falling out of bed. And that she is in the hospital.

19)Move your mouth without any sound to make your grandma think she is deaf.

20)Break a window and ask your grandma to hold the baseball bat.Run away.

21)SMS cikgu Tan and make him feel happy by pretending to be a girl.

22)Bluff your grandma that she won the weekly 1mil jackpot.And then tell her that u lied.

23)Put a vibrator in your grandma's handbag.

24)Tickle your grandma and dont stop.

With this, things are going to be way more fun during the holidays. :P

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~MORAL CLUB~

Being appointed as ahm.. PRESIDENT..of the newly established Moral Club, i came up with an idea-to collect cans with boxes through a campaign called. CAN you give us a HAND?(with a drawing of a HAND holding a CAN).....or something like that. its now in the idea stage....Anyway, tomorrow(Monday), all the members are to meet at school and do some stuff. its going to be great. So please guys, throw your tin cans in the boxes. A percentage of the profit will be given to charity. And the others, into my pocket.

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Thats all the time i have guys. i hope you like this post. happy holidays and may the force be with you.....please leave a comment of two, and dont forget to help me spread my blog so that more people can read. thx. btw, look at my p.m. in msn to c if i have updated my blog or not.