Lucky Dog

Pepper, the lucky lucky dog
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Meet Pepper again. This son of a bitch is really lucky to be in my family. Why? Well,......

Meet his friends....Pepper has loads of toys and plushies to play with. Some even lost their eyes!(like the yellow bear)

And he loooooooves them all. As much as how much WE love him.

And i love you too! I hope to be that future hubby..hehe...Love you to bits.

He just spends his day at home sleeping, watching TV with me, looking at my mum cook, chewing my dad's socks, and playing with his toys. Basically, Pepper is born to enjoy life. How i envy him.

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With the stupid exam coming, how i wish i could enjoy life like Pepper...

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My exam will start this Wednesday, 2nd July, until the next Friday, 11th July...So my whole two and a half weeks will be packed. Im not supposed to be blogging now, but because a lot of you are asking me to update, i figured that i'll just make a short post. Stupid exam...

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Thank you to Ashley lee, for promoting my blog, and good luck to all for the upcoming exam. I will update when i have the time. C ya!

Mega MAc

Warning: Viewer discretion Advised

What will be coming to your screen is something once thought impossible, something feared by many, something that may cause chaos in undeveloped countries, and no one, i repeat, NO ONE is safe. The Japanese call it Godzilla, the Americans call it King Kong, the Mexicans call it the Chupacabra and the Johoreans call it Big foot. But i call it ............The Mega Mac!

Yes, It is the Mega Mac, and it is available in a Mc Donalds near YOU!
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A giant compared to its brother, the Big Mac, the Mega Mac is filled with the freshest lettuce and chopped onions, packed together harmoniously with the best and softest cheese from Belgium, and a total of 4 beef patties made from the highest quality Cows, grilled to perfection to give itself the tender and smokey flavour. These ingredients are packed nicely and comfortably in 3 burger buns, made from fluffy chewy dough, and sprinkled with crispy sesame seed on the top. The harmony of all the flavours come together well to give one the feel of being in heaven in every bite. One chew is all it takes to send one's mind into a trance, and also give a person orgasmic pleasure that could only be reached during sexual intercourse. Ahh...heavenly orgasm in a bite! HOHO!!
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But seriously. Look at the picture above, and the picture of the real thing below...What a difference eh?
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Yeah. So I had Mega Mac a few weeks ago, and i decided to document every moment of my journey to the world of fast food pleasures.

Ahh...the Mega Mac box...

And this is the real thing.... It looks way better in the poster! So as i was saying, i wanted to document practically every few bite of my very 1st Mega Mac.

My 1st evey bite of a Mega Mac.
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Halfway...

Almost done!!

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Just one more bite!

*Burp*

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So there it was... I was expecting more, but there wasn't any orgasm..So Disappointed. The only thing i gained is fat on my thighs. Oh no! There goes my supermodel figure!
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As a wise man always say, ''A minute on your lips, a lifetime on your hips''. So think twice before you take a bite out of the....are you ready?.....*drum rolls*......MEGA MAC mac mac mac mac.............mac...

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Thats all for now guys...C ya! Btw, it may be a while before i would update again as i'll be more occupied with my other stuff, and it would be harder for me to find time to update. However, i'll update if i have the chance. Bye!

Painball

~A day of Paintball, a week of ouchness~
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Ouch..UUuuuu.....ahhhh....yaaaahhh....eeeyyyyiiiiaaaauuuu....aaaaahh....ouch....
Yeah i bet you are wondering what happened huh? Well, Today i went for paintball with the gang at the paintball place near Saberkas. And i'm proud to say that yours truly made the most kills. =) wakakakaka...

From YOUR Left to Right:Derek, Aaron, Eric's bro, Eric, Bryan, Yu Yang, ME!, Danson, Stephen, and Shaun. The Stupid guy on the floor is Cho Tzen (:P)

Howeverrr(Cikgu Danny Style),.....i got hurt. Ahah, well most of us did. It's just a rough game, and THAT, boys and girls, IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, and i mean NEVER GO PLAY PAINTBALL WITH SHORT SLEEVES!!! @.@ Just look at the picture below!

Yeah it's my hand. Ouch....It still hurts while i type...and if you see properly, the wound is giving that '0' look... It looks a little bit like a face. Im gonna call it Carl. Carl hurts. Ouch...

The hit that formed Carl was shot by a relatively far range, but it made a wound that was very very very painful.

Being in the science stream, i did some research, and i made the following conclusion. Based on the application of Newton's Second law, with the formula F=ma, and also applying the rules of momentum, and considering the factors involved, I, Andy Tan, have calculated that...


Paintball=A Hell Lot Of Pain

And thus, Paintball should be named PAINBALL instead...ouch.It hurts just thinking of it!!

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That's it for now, but i promise to update again soon. Sneek Preview: Mega Mac

Sematan trip

Sematan Trip




Ahh beautiful sunny Sematan. Where the sun and the beach come together to give you the perfect mix for a perfect escape from Kuching's busy city life. The soothing sounds of waves crashing upon the shoreline gives a feeling of relaxation, and the sun is sure to give one the best tan. Oh yeah, did i mention annoying people sharing the beach with you?
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I woke up at 6 something today because some stupid idiot people play techno like its their grandfather's brithday. So damn loud man. Apparently they came in a group. So there were a lot of these idiots. Looks like some camp cuz there were a lot of kids, and the teachers play the techno song to wake them up. And in the process, they woke us up too. I wanted to throw my leftover bbq pork at them. Damn those idiots.
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Anywayzz, by the time my cuzzies and i went to swim, the tide went very low. I guess my cuzzies are to ugly the tide wont come in! The water was sooo very salty. Why does it have to be salt? My face hurts when kena the water.. My eyes too..
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And guess what? By the time i went there, the sun was tired. So i didnt get a tan. Drats...

Just a picture of a coconut tree an a sunny afternoon.




And can you see this? It isnt crab shit. Its formed when the crab come out to eat. What the crabs do is they come out of their holes at night, and then they will use their lil pincers to roll up the sand and lick off the salt and microorganisms on it, leaving a round ball behind. And there are hundreds of these balls.






Umm....maybe a bit more than a few hundred...



Oh yeah did i mention Pepper followed as well? He really likes the bitch..i mean...beach..
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>BEWARE! LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE SKIRMISH!<
If you dun like disgusting stuff, skip to where it says 'END'..loser..hehe

Guess what my cousin did? She took a lighter to burn the shell of the hermit crab to make it come out.



It took quite a long time, but it eventually came out. But it was almost chou ta..



And this little fellow was angry too! Eventually, it grew tired...And died..


So my cousin burnt it summore....Until it became red...EEEWWWWWW

And that wasnt the end of that! She took its shell to poke the abdomen until the juices came out.

Then slowly plucked out the legs and claws...cruel huh?
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>THE END<
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And look what i found? nice eh?And it's all mine...

Well, maybe not. Seems to be occupied by Francis.

The 1st night my cuzzies and i went crab hunting. Every crab in the picture was caught by me..Then we released them after i had 2 chicken wings and a short rest...

This was what i wrote on the sand.. haha...and YES I DO =) and very much too.

Is it a bird? is it a plane? yeah...its a ahm...bird...Cool eh? my sand bird...ahm..

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That's it for now guys. I know its a weird post, but i had a headache. You should be thankful i updated! the things i do for you..haih..im just such a good guy.. :P

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Dont 4gt to vote at the side okay?...Oh yeah and some readers of my blog might see my chatbox on the bottom left of the page. It's supposed to be on the top left. So try using mozilla, or if internet explorer if you have a problem like this..happy holidays guys..