Mega MAc

Warning: Viewer discretion Advised

What will be coming to your screen is something once thought impossible, something feared by many, something that may cause chaos in undeveloped countries, and no one, i repeat, NO ONE is safe. The Japanese call it Godzilla, the Americans call it King Kong, the Mexicans call it the Chupacabra and the Johoreans call it Big foot. But i call it ............The Mega Mac!

Yes, It is the Mega Mac, and it is available in a Mc Donalds near YOU!
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A giant compared to its brother, the Big Mac, the Mega Mac is filled with the freshest lettuce and chopped onions, packed together harmoniously with the best and softest cheese from Belgium, and a total of 4 beef patties made from the highest quality Cows, grilled to perfection to give itself the tender and smokey flavour. These ingredients are packed nicely and comfortably in 3 burger buns, made from fluffy chewy dough, and sprinkled with crispy sesame seed on the top. The harmony of all the flavours come together well to give one the feel of being in heaven in every bite. One chew is all it takes to send one's mind into a trance, and also give a person orgasmic pleasure that could only be reached during sexual intercourse. Ahh...heavenly orgasm in a bite! HOHO!!
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But seriously. Look at the picture above, and the picture of the real thing below...What a difference eh?
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Yeah. So I had Mega Mac a few weeks ago, and i decided to document every moment of my journey to the world of fast food pleasures.

Ahh...the Mega Mac box...

And this is the real thing.... It looks way better in the poster! So as i was saying, i wanted to document practically every few bite of my very 1st Mega Mac.

My 1st evey bite of a Mega Mac.
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Halfway...

Almost done!!

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Just one more bite!

*Burp*

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So there it was... I was expecting more, but there wasn't any orgasm..So Disappointed. The only thing i gained is fat on my thighs. Oh no! There goes my supermodel figure!
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As a wise man always say, ''A minute on your lips, a lifetime on your hips''. So think twice before you take a bite out of the....are you ready?.....*drum rolls*......MEGA MAC mac mac mac mac.............mac...

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Thats all for now guys...C ya! Btw, it may be a while before i would update again as i'll be more occupied with my other stuff, and it would be harder for me to find time to update. However, i'll update if i have the chance. Bye!